Though it seemed pretty obvious that there was nothing going on between Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, we can all rest easy now as Katy confirmed that she and Rob aren’t lovers, but more like gross buddies. As Ms. Perry told ELLE UK via Hollywood Life:
He’s my bud, I’m his big sister. We just hang out. […] OK, so here’s the proof there was nothing was ever going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule.
Yeah, solid “proof.” Thanks for that, Katy. She also admits that she finds the actor attractive, but has never acted on it. She told him,
One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.
Uhhh I get what she means but this one she probably should have kept to herself.
As for her current love life, Perry appears to be not farting in front of John Mayer, which is a terrible choice.