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0Check Out Mario Lopez’s Creepy Chocolate Sculpture

mario lopez dove chocolate sculpture

Oh Mario Lopez, is there anything you won’t do? Doesn’t look like it. Here he is promoting Dove’s new chocolate line, or improved line of chocolate, or whatf-ckingever. That horrifying chocolate sculpture is supposed to be Mr. Mario Lopez. Why did they give him white hair and eyebrows? Well, the product is a new chocolate mint thing, so the white is probably the mint, but holy hell what a bad choice. It looks like Jack Lalanne, may he rest in peace.

jack lalanne RIP

Do you see it?

More nightmares below.

August 1, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Mario Lopez

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