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Best, Worst, and WTF of SAG Awards Fashion

Jennifer Lawrence Lupita Nyong'o

Jennifer Lawrence with actress Lupita Nyong’o. I really want to know what they were talking about.

The SAG Awards is probably the most “meh” of all awards shows, am I right? Still, that’s no reason to ignore the fashion. Why? Because it’s fun. Here are some looks from the 20th Annual SAG Awards. Let’s go through and pick the looks for BESTWORST, and WTF.

For more awards show fashion, check out the Golden Globes Awards post.

 

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I don’t think Amanda Peet knows how to dress anymore. This is something I’d expect from Chloë Sevigny, and I don’t even know if she could pull this off. It’s just so…fug. I’m sorry, I know “fug” is played-out, but I cannot summon any other words to accurately describe this dour mess.

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Oh Great, It’s Mario Lopez’s Taint

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Aaaaaand something for the ladies (and homosexual men): Mario Lopez split his pants and felt the need to take a selfie of his taint (covered, thank Christ) to post on Twitter. What the hell is wrong with people and their lack of common sense/boundaries? Yes, it might be funny to you that you tore your pants, but why not just tell the story rather than taking a picture of you with your legs spread wide open and your finger pointing to the space between your dick and asshole? Classy.

In case you care about the “story” behind this one, this happened on the way to his wife’s birthday party over the weekend. I dunno, maybe don’t wear such tight pants next time?  Looks like she had a great time, too:

courtney lopez

Sorry, I’m just a little disgusted with these “celebrities” today. I mean, we’ve all been there, but we also haven’t all put it on the Internet. Live your life OFF of your phone once in a while, people. Then again, you can’t ever look to Mario Lopez for sound judgment. This is the guy who had Dove create a life-sized chocolate sculpture of himself and thought that was a great idea.

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Check Out Mario Lopez’s Creepy Chocolate Sculpture

mario lopez dove chocolate sculpture

Oh Mario Lopez, is there anything you won’t do? Doesn’t look like it. Here he is promoting Dove’s new chocolate line, or improved line of chocolate, or whatf-ckingever. That horrifying chocolate sculpture is supposed to be Mr. Mario Lopez. Why did they give him white hair and eyebrows? Well, the product is a new chocolate mint thing, so the white is probably the mint, but holy hell what a bad choice. It looks like Jack Lalanne, may he rest in peace.

jack lalanne RIP

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