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Mario Lopez lost his virginity when he was 12

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I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising to hear that kids are having sex earlier and earlier. However, this isn’t a new trend, apparently. It turns out Mario Lopez, who was born in 1973, ended up losing his virginity at the age of 12. He thinks it has to do with the fact that he grew up in the hood, and he wrote about the experience in detail in his new memoir, Just Between Us.

From The Huffington Post:

In a conversation with HuffPost Live on Monday, the former “Saved By The Bell” star opened up further about the experience, remarking that he “can’t believe” he was “that stupid.”

“I didn’t know what I was doing,” he said. “It shouldn’t even count. But I [ultimately] figured it out and I didn’t even enjoy it because I didn’t know what I was doing … I can’t believe I was that foolish.”

Lopez, who currently works as a correspondent for “Extra,” credits losing his virginity so young to having grown up in an “inner city.”

“Everybody grows up quick in the hood,” he explained. “Everybody starts things a lot younger than they probably need to,”

And while he’s nervous for his kids to ultimately read about his past sex life, he doesn’t fear that they’ll start as young as he did.

“They don’t have the same environment [as I did],” he said. “[They're] very blessed.”

Apparently sex used to be AC Slater’s drug of choice and he was almost a teen dad, but the girl got an abortion, so he was spared (not my words – his!).

Anyhow, there you have it. Mario Lopez was a total stud even in his pre-teen years.

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Mario Lopez Says He And Britney Spears Totally Did It

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Mario Lopez has a memoir out, titled Just Between Us (lol), and in it, he reveals that he had a one-night stand with a certain “mega pop star.” Us Weekly is saying that that “mega pop star” is indeed, Britney Spears. Want some details? Here you go:

According to Lopez, 41, the rendezvous occurred many years ago in Las Vegas. “I’m trying not to give too much away without giving too much away,” the scribe told Ellen DeGeneres on Oct. 2. “It was maybe six or seven years ago… eight years ago?”

At the time of their hookup, both Spears and Lopez were single. The pop princess, 32, split from husband Kevin Federline in 2006, while Lopez was on a break with then-girlfriend Karina Smirnoff from 2006 to 2008. The ’90s teen heartthrob was several years out from his brief and failed marriage to model Ali Landry.

The Extra host also told DeGeneres that he and the newly revealed mystery lady still remain “friendly.” In December 2013, Lopez joined Spears onstage for the opening night of her Vegas residency, Britney: Piece of Me.

Oh good lord, I hate to sound like that whiney YouTube dude, but seriously, leave Britney alone! I don’t need to know this. I always thought Mario Lopez was a fairly harmless dude, but you know he’s totally the Us Weekly source who leaked this. I mean, who else would leak this except for someone trying to sell a book about their life?

And the Britney bombshell isn’t all he’s dropping. He’s also revealing in his book that he was never in love with ex-wife Ali Landry. Here’s what he wrote, via Us Weekly:

I had never addressed certain relationships, especially the truth and the handling of what happened in my first marriage.

I got inebriated and a little too friendly with a young lady. When it was time to return home, lightning hit me with the truth: I wasn’t in love. But I walked down the aisle [anyway].

Wow, this guy sounds like a total f-cking catch! I think Mario Lopez has permanently skeeved me out. Thanks, buddy. Ugh.

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Best, Worst, and WTF of SAG Awards Fashion

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Jennifer Lawrence with actress Lupita Nyong’o. I really want to know what they were talking about.

The SAG Awards is probably the most “meh” of all awards shows, am I right? Still, that’s no reason to ignore the fashion. Why? Because it’s fun. Here are some looks from the 20th Annual SAG Awards. Let’s go through and pick the looks for BESTWORST, and WTF.

For more awards show fashion, check out the Golden Globes Awards post.

 

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I don’t think Amanda Peet knows how to dress anymore. This is something I’d expect from Chloë Sevigny, and I don’t even know if she could pull this off. It’s just so…fug. I’m sorry, I know “fug” is played-out, but I cannot summon any other words to accurately describe this dour mess.

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Oh Great, It’s Mario Lopez’s Taint

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Aaaaaand something for the ladies (and homosexual men): Mario Lopez split his pants and felt the need to take a selfie of his taint (covered, thank Christ) to post on Twitter. What the hell is wrong with people and their lack of common sense/boundaries? Yes, it might be funny to you that you tore your pants, but why not just tell the story rather than taking a picture of you with your legs spread wide open and your finger pointing to the space between your dick and asshole? Classy.

In case you care about the “story” behind this one, this happened on the way to his wife’s birthday party over the weekend. I dunno, maybe don’t wear such tight pants next time?  Looks like she had a great time, too:

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Sorry, I’m just a little disgusted with these “celebrities” today. I mean, we’ve all been there, but we also haven’t all put it on the Internet. Live your life OFF of your phone once in a while, people. Then again, you can’t ever look to Mario Lopez for sound judgment. This is the guy who had Dove create a life-sized chocolate sculpture of himself and thought that was a great idea.

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Check Out Mario Lopez’s Creepy Chocolate Sculpture

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Oh Mario Lopez, is there anything you won’t do? Doesn’t look like it. Here he is promoting Dove’s new chocolate line, or improved line of chocolate, or whatf-ckingever. That horrifying chocolate sculpture is supposed to be Mr. Mario Lopez. Why did they give him white hair and eyebrows? Well, the product is a new chocolate mint thing, so the white is probably the mint, but holy hell what a bad choice. It looks like Jack Lalanne, may he rest in peace.

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Do you see it?

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Thursday Snoozefest: Mario Lopez Is Being Sued for Consumer Fraud

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There’s no funny way to spin this one or make it seem interesting, so let’s just stick with the facts. Mario Lopez is being sued to the tune of $50,000 for agreeing to host a concert last year, receiving a partial payment up front, then backing out at the last minute. That’s really all there is to it, but let’s let E! News give you the full “scoop”:

Court documents state that Robert “Bobby” Capone is suing Lopez for not fulfilling his job as a host for a concert event at the Roxy/and or Penn’s Landing Caterers in Philadelphia on Oct. 27, 2012.

According to the lawsuit, Lopez was to be paid an appearance fee of $15,000, and was given $8,000 in advance. Capone states that on Oct. 10, Lopez’s team notified him that he would not be attending because of “new commitments” that have “just arose.”  Capone is suing Lopez for consumer fraud, bad faith dealing, breach of contract and fraud in the inducement.

Because of the last minute cancellation, Capone said he suffered losses estimated at $5,000 but he is demanding a judgment against Lopez in the amount of $50,000.

Okay, so if you’re trying to recoup your costs of the $8,000 you gave Mario and the $5,000 it cost to replace him, that’s $13,000… far from $50,000. I never get why people sue for “damages”. What got damaged, your brain, which kept you from doing proper math? Anyway, Mario should just tell the court he’s got no cash to spare – babies are expensive as hell.

Mario Lopez Is Going to Be a Father For The Second Time

Mario Lopez and his now-wife Courtney Mazza had their first child, a daughter called Gia, back in 2010, but they’ve been busy since. Between hosting The X Factor USA and decorating Christmas trees in his skivvies, Mario knocked Courtney up with another zygote which will soon turn into a baby that’ll enter the world later this year.

From Extra:

“I am the happiest father in the world. We cannot wait to welcome baby Lopez number two into our lives.”

Well, that was a simple and tasteful statement. I have no feelings on Mario Lopez because he will always just be AC Slater from Saved By the Bell to me and even then I have not many feelings on him or his crater-deep dimples, so let’s just leave it as a congrats to the happy couple, yeah?