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Karma Calling: Chris Brown’s Probation Revoked, 4 Year Prison Sentence Could Happen

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Wait a second – do you hear that? That sweet melody of curses being screamed and walls being punched? Oh, that’s just Chris Brown reacting to Karma coming to collect what’s hers. That’s right: Breezy’s probation has been revoked, and he could be headed to prison for up to four years. Hallelujah, let heaven and nature sing, etc. A judge will decide his fate on August 16, when he heads back to court.

From TMZ:

That was quick — the judge just REVOKED

Chris Brown’s probation in the Rihanna beating case, but the singer will remain a free man … for now.

Brown showed up at court today to fight the L.A. County D.A.’s motion to revoke his probation in the wake of hit-and-run charges stemming from a car accident in May … but the judge granted the motion anyway, paving the way for a probation violation hearing in August.

If the judge determines Chris violated his probation, the singer could be sentenced to 4 years in prison.

In the meantime, Brown has been released on his own recognizance.

Is it wrong that I giggled like a schoolgirl reading that? Or maybe it was more cackling like a huamn being who loves seeing what goes around potentially coming back around. Come on, man – you can only fuck up so many times before you have to pay up. Hilariously, Chris took to Twitter to make an insane emotional plea for his fans to “pray” him out of this situation (that he put himself in, let me remind you) and claiming that he’s so burdened, etc. Fuuuuuuuuck this guy. God renounced that creation long ago.


Sorry, have to stop typing now. My eyes rolled too far back in my head and now I can’t see the screen.

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