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Chris Brown Keeps F-cking Up

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Chris Brown, aside from the fact that he’s Chris Brown, has been running to a lot of problems lately. There’s the woman who alleged he beat her up, and now there’s the woman who alleged Brown pulled a hit and run. Remember when Brown hit a woman (with his car)? She’s claiming he gave her fake info when they pulled over. TMZ has the whole Chris Brown-y story.

Chris Brown has been charged with criminal hit-and-run … TMZ has learned.

We’ve learned the L.A. City Attorney has filed 2 criminal charges against Brown, in connection with a minor accident last month where Chris rear-ended a Mercedes and allegedly refused to fork over his driver’s license number and gave bogus insurance info and then left the scene.

The City Attorney has charged Chris with hit-and-run — for leaving the scene without exchanging proper information.  He’s also been charged with the crime of driving without a valid license.  The crimes are punishable by a maximum of 6 months in jail for each offense.

We’ve also learned the City Attorney will refer the matter to the L.A. County D.A. for a possible probation violation in the Rihanna beating case.  Worst case scenario — if the judge in that case concludes Chris broke the law and thereby violated his probation, he could be sentenced to prison for 4 years.

Brown tweeted about the ordeal.

chris brown twitter hit and run

Um…mark this shit on your calendars, because this is the first time I am going to agree with Chris Brown: if, in fact, he is telling the truth, then this is ridiculous. Were it any other celeb, I would be calling malarkey. But because it’s CB, and because he is a liar who f-cking sucks, I automatically give any one else the benefit of the doubt. But with this latest accusation and now this thing…guys…I don’t know. I still think Chris Brown is THE WORST, but maybe he didn’t f-ck this one up.

What do you think?

Let me make this clear: he still f-cking sucks, no matter what.

2 CommentsLeave a comment

  • This is easy enough to confirm so why haven’t you or tmz found out if he does or doesn’t have a valid drivers license.

  • You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to figure out that this scumbag DOESN’T have a license, since I’m 100% positive the DA wouldn’t charge him with that unless they bothered to run the 1 minute check to see if his license was valid or not.

    How do you know when Chris Brown is lying? His lips are moving (or his fingers are playing with his I-Phone).

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