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8Jennifer Lopez Has No Idea How To Describe Her Style

jennifer lopez leaving hotel in london

Jennifer Lopez did an interview with (American) OK! Magazine about her fashion inspiration and her sense of style, and she’s all over the damn place. From Ms. Lopez (via Contact Music):

If you mix Jackie O with Madonna in the ’80s and Ava Gardner, that would be kind of like my style. [...] I grew up in the Bronx, so my style had a more urban, hip-hop influence.

What. None of these things are similar. I can’t even imagine how you would mix these. I would say that when Meez Taco Flavored Kisses is performing, she definitely has that Madonna look, although not ’80s Madonna, def more of a ’90s — ’00s Madonna. Or late ’80s early ’90s Cher. But Jackie Onassis? Mixed with a hip-hop influence? The hell? Let’s compare.

Here’s a photo of Madonna in the ’80s:

madonna in the '80s

Here’s Jackie O:

jackie o

Here’s Ava Gardner:

ava gardner

And here’s you (also see top photo):

jennifer lopez sequin dress

Sit down.

July 6, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

8 Responses to “Jennifer Lopez Has No Idea How To Describe Her Style”

  1. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    Oh no she di’int! J. Lo, SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

  2. kimcheee says:

    “Ghetto Glam”

  3. Jacqueline says:

    I can help her describe it in one word…

  4. Bobby Cagle says:

    That word would be sexy!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Lust after me.. I have money and will do almost anything for it.. including dancing obscenely and practically naked in front of children and evil dictators.. Beyonce is so last week..

  6. Lola says:

    How about tacky as fuck!

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