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3Here Are Russell Brand’s Requirements For A Wife

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Russell Brand wants to get married again. I didn’t take sides in the Katy Perry/Russell Brand split, but after hearing that he asked for a divorce via text, I’m team Katy. But if that doesn’t bother you and you’d like to be the new Mrs. Russell Brand, here’s what he’s looking for. From The Mirror:

I would like to marry again and have a family. I am looking for my future wife. I hope she’s kind and sweet and sexually adventurous. I don’t ask for much, do I?

He’s apparently dating some chick named Alessandra Balazs who is 23 and is Chelsea Handler’s stepdaughter. Here is what she looks like:

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She really puts the “girl” in “girlfriend.”

In case you were curious, Russell Brand is 38.

June 23, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Russell Brand

3 Responses to “Here Are Russell Brand’s Requirements For A Wife”

  1. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    When your sexual appetite is like this guy’s, why get married? Keep your millions and get it on as you wish. Stupid man…don’t do it…

  2. meh says:

    Not you too, Catherine?! Don’t fall into the blind Brand hate!

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