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6Picture This: Justin Bieber Riding On A Segway While Smoking Pot

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Justin Bieber is an insufferable neighbor, with all the spitting on people and insane parties, but none of that even compares to his new alleged activity: riding around on Segways, smoking pot. Brilliant. If this is what you do in your spare time, you have too much money. It’s not that this behavior tops anything else — it’s just that it’s f-cking hilarious. From TMZ:

… neighbors tell us they saw him over the long weekend riding a Segway and smoking a joint … smack in front of neighborhood kids. … neighbors say on Sunday Justin was riding side by side with a buddy, who was also smoking a joint on his Segway.

Oh, no! Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children???

He also sucks because of his Ferrari and motorcycle (why does he have these?) and other annoying car-related incidents.

Multiple neighbors in the exclusive, gated Calabasas community say Bieber and his friends have turned the neighborhood upside down.  We’re told they’ve called cops twice in the last five days over excruciatingly loud noise coming from Bieber’s house where parties were going full-bore at 3 AM.

Neighbors tell us Justin has been a real problem in his Ferrari and on his motorcycle.  Aside from the incident Monday night when he was allegedly roaring through the neighborhood, we’re told Justin frequently drives recklessly.  Residents say Justin almost struck a neighbor pulling out of his driveway Sunday.

Neighbors tell us the homeowner’s board is planning on taking action — for starters, they’ve talked to cops who promise they will begin towing vehicles that are left on the street overnight — a frequent occurrence when Bieber or his friends throw parties.

We’re also told the board believes Bieber is running a business from his house — something prohibited by the association rules.  The way they see it — people living at the house are managing Justin’s life, which is part of his career. They are especially irked that security guards sleep in the garage.

Why the F-CK did he move to Calabasas??? Calabasas is where rich conservative families life. It is not party central. It is not hip. If you want to live somewhere quiet and pleasant and ride horses, then you live in Calabasas. If you want to party like Iggy Pop, you live somewhere else. So in case you’re wondering why neighbors would care so much about this shit, that is why. It’s Calabasas.

Chris Brown and Justin Bieber have more in common every day. They both don’t know how to drive and they suck as neighbors.

May 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Justin Bieber

6 Responses to “Picture This: Justin Bieber Riding On A Segway While Smoking Pot”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Arrested for misconduct and tattoo’ed with the memory date, also on a T-shirt, droopy poop pants and shoes.. is the final transformation into a totally serious artist and mature street cred bad-guy phase in which he plans to enhance his career..

  2. Webster says:

    He needs to join Lindsay(when she’s out of rehab) and Amanda in New York. We here in California have had enough of this spoiled guy who will never have “street cred” anywhere no matter what he does.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Where are all the camera phones at when he is supposedly smoking pot on a segway?

  4. Alylaff1002 says:

    “I’ve made a huge mistake”- some other dude one a Segway…

  5. blondewithnobrain says:

    how do we start a petition to have him deported? or do we call ICE?? seriously, get him out of the US and back to Canada.

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