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7BREAKING: KATY PERRY TAKES BAGS FULL OF PILLS!!they’re vitamins

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Katy Perry tweeted a photo earlier that is just SHOCKING. Ms. Perry is seen holding two GIGANTIC BAGS just FILLED with pills!!…vitamin pills, but still, the amount really is SHOCKING. I try to take a lot of vitamins but if I take them without enough food I feel nauseous and I think, “Wow, this must be exactly how the Sex Pistols felt every day!”

The performer tweeted with the photo,

I’m all about that supplement & vitamin LYFE!

JESUS CHRIST, CALM DOWN, KATY. YOU’RE ON A DANGEROUS PATH. MOST WOMEN’S MULTIVITAMINS CONTAIN AT LEAST 50% MORE VITAMIN-C THAN MOST WOMEN NEED. ARE YOU EVEN AWARE OF THAT? I HOPE YOU HAVE PROPERLY CONFIGURED THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF EACH VITAMIN, BUT KNOWING YOU AND YOUR RECKLESS WAYS, YOU PROBABLY HAVEN’T DONE SHIT! YOU’RE PROBABLY BUSY GETTING HIGH OFF YOUR OWN PERFUME AND POPPING RASPBERRY KETONES!

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COME BACK TO US, KATY. GET WELL SOON. WE’RE ALL PRAYING FOR YOU.

May 23, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Katy Perry

7 Responses to “BREAKING: KATY PERRY TAKES BAGS FULL OF PILLS!!they’re vitamins”

  1. Jennifer says:

    I’m all about that vitamin life, but I just drink macrogreens every morning and miracle reds at night and I’m covered. That shit is just gratuitous. Who even feels like swallowing that much?

  2. Laura says:

    “What you’re buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine…”

  3. casey says:

    Some of those pills are really f@cking big.

  4. Jess says:

    Is this article a joke? I honestly can’t tell if you’re being facetious or not. If you are being facetious, it isn’t coming off well. You just sound like you’re trying to start some crap, and it’s not interesting at all. You do realize that the vitamins are portioned into smaller bags, right? I am having a good morning LOL at your all caps lock paragraph though, and not in a way that should make you proud.

  5. blah says:

    Ya know, if she actually ate well and lead a healthy lifestyle, most of those supplements wouldn’t be necessary.

  6. Theoinwa says:

    I take lots of supplements, to supplement. given most peeps assume their soil is nutritious and oblivious to tasting say rubbery tasting tomatoes, i say don’t crack shit about it till you grok why people do what they do.

    the thing you’ll notice right away is glowing skin. she no doubt takes alpha lipoic acid, carnosine and a bunch of other exotic supplements that do wonders for sugar metabolism, deter wrinkles, and keep one young.

    the crap nyt article in response to this is laughable – a doctor that doesn’t know all the beta carotene and vitamin A used in studies and previously included in women’s multis were all artificially created.

    nobody has ever OD’ed drinking too much carrot juice.

    ignorance is bliss. nuf said.

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