Katy Perry tweeted a photo earlier that is just SHOCKING. Ms. Perry is seen holding two GIGANTIC BAGS just FILLED with pills!!…vitamin pills, but still, the amount really is SHOCKING. I try to take a lot of vitamins but if I take them without enough food I feel nauseous and I think, “Wow, this must be exactly how the Sex Pistols felt every day!”
The performer tweeted with the photo,
I’m all about that supplement & vitamin LYFE!
JESUS CHRIST, CALM DOWN, KATY. YOU’RE ON A DANGEROUS PATH. MOST WOMEN’S MULTIVITAMINS CONTAIN AT LEAST 50% MORE VITAMIN-C THAN MOST WOMEN NEED. ARE YOU EVEN AWARE OF THAT? I HOPE YOU HAVE PROPERLY CONFIGURED THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF EACH VITAMIN, BUT KNOWING YOU AND YOUR RECKLESS WAYS, YOU PROBABLY HAVEN’T DONE SHIT! YOU’RE PROBABLY BUSY GETTING HIGH OFF YOUR OWN PERFUME AND POPPING RASPBERRY KETONES!
COME BACK TO US, KATY. GET WELL SOON. WE’RE ALL PRAYING FOR YOU.