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6Please Pray for Katy “Devil Child” Perry!

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It’s a tale as old as f-cking time that Katy Perry‘s parents are ultra right-wing, religious nutsos, but it’s mostly all good in the hood because her booming bank account got them to keep their f-ckery to a minimum. Except every once in a while, they get a little ornery and start smack-talking their daughter in the press and predicting hellfire for all who dare to listen to Katy’s music (there’s a joke in there for the Katy haters – I cater to all tastes). Anyhoo, their latest bout of verbal diarrhea saw her pops calling her a “devil child” and saying all her fans are worshiping false idols. Oh, brother.

From The Sun:

In a string of bizarre sermons, he urges congregations to “pray for Katy”, whose hits include I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It.

Keith and wife Mary are currently touring American churches as star speakers.

The pair, who have made millions off the back of their famous daughter, show a video making Katy out to be a “devil child” who needs “healing”.

Speaking in Santa Fe Springs, California, Keith ranted: “They ask how can I preach if I produce a girl who sang about kissing another girl?“I was at a concert of Katy’s where there were 20,000. I’m watching this generation and they were going at it. It almost looked like church.“I stood there and wept and kept on weeping and weeping. They’re loving and worshipping the wrong thing.”

Katy’s parents ask for donations, saying they need “not one or two dollars, but 20s” so they can go to Switzerland.

Haha! Uh, can’t Katy give them money to go to f-cking Switzerland or something? Plus, that family was certainly never poor, so can’t they afford going to Europe? Even I went overseas last year and I’m barely scraping middle class. I can’t believe some people are this corny. Keith, give it up, bro. Katy escaped your cultish lifestyle and is having the time of her life. If you want that trip to Switzerland, you need to cool your jets, my man.

May 2, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

6 Responses to “Please Pray for Katy “Devil Child” Perry!”

  1. blasted1 says:

    “….wept and wept and couldn’t stop weeping…” but I see he took some time out to pass the plate.

  2. Andi says:

    Uh what Switzerland? Stop that. I m in Switzerland. We dont want them here. We have our share of nutbags over here. Bring Katy over instead :)

  3. RayRay says:

    Mm, he’s so disappointed in his child but he’s more than happy to get rich piggybacking off her success. Ugh. The hypocrisy.

  4. Demi says:

    Devil girl go to hellfire the name of jeuse holly goste fire on Katy perry

  5. Demi says:

    In the name of jeuse holly goste fire

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