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8Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant! April Fools… We Hope

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In what is either the worst April Fools’ Day prank or a cruel twist of fate, Lindsay Lohan has announced that she’s pregnant via her Twitter page. Of course, she technically tweeted it on April 2, which means she’s either really having a baby or she’s an idiot who doesn’t get the whole concept of the holiday. GOD SAVE US ALL.


Who wouldn’t want a stealing, lying, drug-addicted has-been with a penchant for Botox and hipster music festivals as a mother? There’s so much wrong with this picture – and I know it’s probably not even true and her latest meth spree made her lose track of time and think it’s still a totally funny and Twitter-worthy joke, but my brain is about to explode. Who would the father be? How long does it take to detox a baby who’s born addicted to drugs as any child popping out of Lindsay Lohan would surely be? Will she try to use the pregnancy to get out of rehab? Is this real life?

April 2, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

8 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant! April Fools… We Hope”

  1. CranAppleSnapple says:

    Sorry Lins, pregnant women go to jail all the time. Heinous cocksmack.

  2. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    Maybe she had a little meeting with Beyonce & learned a thing or 2…remember that “movie” Labor Pains?! Bet she still has the padded baby bump…

  3. Webster says:

    I’m voting for idiot because she is one, pregnant or not.

  4. Junebug says:

    I’m picturing ” Rosemary’s baby “! Lol.

  5. St. Louis Chick says:

    I would not put it past this oozing sore on the ass of humanity to purposely get pregnant.

  6. Bob Ross says:

    She REALLY needs to get healthy. She looks too old to be pregnant.

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