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5Justin Bieber Blames the Gym and Meanies For His UK Breakdown

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I think we’re reaching the conclusion of Justin Bieber‘s epic UK breakdown. Let’s do a checklist here, just to recap:

- Cries about the “worst birthday ever” after trying to sneak underage kids into a club and not getting his own way

- Turns up three hours late for his own concert

- Wears ugly outfits on a “dare” then can’t seem to keep his shirt on

- Goes on insane Twitter rant about how rough he has it but won’t listen to the haters

- “Collapses” on stage and goes to the hospital for oxygen and an Instagram selfie session

- Fights with photographer and threatens to “f-cking beat the f-ck out of him”

- Cancels Portuguese concert over “technical equipment loading issues”, aka low ticket sales

- Gets advice from

- Takes trip to Amsterdam to get blazed out of his mind and forget about the disastrous last few weeks

That about finishes the cycle, doesn’t it? Now, Justin has already promised (threatened?) UK fans that he’ll return to the country in the future, but he’s also not willing to let things go without setting the record straight. He’s NOT a total asshole, guys, okay? It’s just that he was really tired from working out so hard and because the paparazzi are real meanies!

From Germany’s Bild magazine:

“It was a hard week. I was working out every morning and had a huge show every night,” he told Germany’s Bild.

“When people are pushing their camera in your face all day long and yell mean things at you [it's hard].

“I’m only human, too. I’m far away from home, I miss my family, my siblings and my friends.”

I suppose it is tough when your mother is too busy using your name to sell herself to any area of the entertainment industry that’ll take her to put you over her knee and spank your obnoxious ass back to normalcy. Also, how in the hell does going to the gym – unless you’re taking steroids, I guess? – make you act like a total prick?

Alright, at the end of this entry, we’re now a Bieber-free zone for at least… well, until he gets arrested or deported or something equally as hilarious.

March 13, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Justin Bieber

5 Responses to “Justin Bieber Blames the Gym and Meanies For His UK Breakdown”

  1. archphoenix says:

    Loading issues that will allow him to have one concert but not two? They’re not even trying now are they?

  2. Stephanie says:

    Yeah, BLAME EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF. He is a douchebag.

  3. Webster says:

    Tsk, Tsk, Jada what’s her name says we’re bullying the poor boy by pointing out that he has become one big spoiled brat.

  4. blasted1 says:

    It all sounds like PMS to me.

  5. if you ever go out with sealena gomez she sucks

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