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3Rihanna Wants a Kid Within 5 Years, Apparently

Sigh. My brain is eating itself with all the stupid shit coming out of Rihanna’s mouth lately. Between guns negating victimhood, Chris Brown having a “wonderful heart” and just… whatever this is, I just don’t know which way to turn. If you’re in the same position, allow me to give you some advice: steer clear of her new Elle interview, in which she reveals her desire to become a mother within the next 5 years.

“[In five years] I will probably have a kid. And I’m praying I can go on vacation for a good month. And I’ll have set some things up so I don’t have to tour for the rest of my life, even though I love touring.

“I want health and happiness in five years. I want to be healthy and happy.”

To each her own and all, but something tells me the opposite of “health and happiness” lay down the path of staying with Chris, being a total deadhead stoner and then bringing a kid into the mix, as well.

March 3, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Rihanna

3 Responses to “Rihanna Wants a Kid Within 5 Years, Apparently”

  1. irked says:

    Oh man…they are gonna procreate. Awesome…just awesome. They are the poster children for sterilization.

  2. lachica says:

    Is he really into her? Really?

  3. Julia says:

    They better start seeing a shrink now 7 days week or that poor kid will be in rehab with Kim and kanye kid !

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