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7Oh God: Rihanna Might Be Marrying Chris Brown (But Probably Not)

If anyone lives every day as if it’s her last, it’s Rihanna. All she does is drink, smoke, party, go on vacation and hang out with Chris Brown, so I suppose any day could be her last. In any case, the above photo was posted to Rihanna’s friend Melissa Forde’s Instagram yesterday, fueling rumours that the singer is set to tie the knot with the rudest boy of all, if you will – Shit Town. I mean, Chris Brown. Sorry, typo.

Is Rihanna getting married? Not even she’s high enough for that, I would say, but I suppose you never know. Chances are she’s just wearing a tacky piece of jewellery and know that idiots on the Internet like to dissect every little think, so she’s pulling an Ashton Kutcher and punking us all.

In related idiotic news, Rihanna’s dad Ronald Fenty must be suffering brain damage after his years of drug addiction because he’d be “ecstatic” if Rihanna and Chris Brown married. I suppose woman beaters need to stick together and all. Anyway, here’s what came out of his mouth:

“I would be ecstatic. He’s a very old-fashioned kind of guy, with straight-up morals and he’s always been very decent to me.” (via Now)

These people make me lose my faith in humanity.

February 21, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Rihanna

7 Responses to “Oh God: Rihanna Might Be Marrying Chris Brown (But Probably Not)”

  1. Janem says:

    What is wrong with her hand? It’s way too wrinkly.

  2. Jade says:

    That’s great that he’s always been decent to her Dad. Who cares if he treats his daughter wonderfully and loves her, as long as he’s decent to the Dad. So romantic. Sarcasm over.

  3. Julia says:

    They should just marry each other because they are never gonna find two other idiots to marry them ! They are a perfect couple and they deserve each other !

  4. flsunshinegirl says:

    Even when I ignore the fact that he beat the shit out of her, I still can’t figure out what she sees in him. He is not even kind of cute, not a good artist, and she makes way more $$ than him. Why is she stuck on him? She could have ANYONE, and she chooses Shit Town. SMH, I just don’t get it.

  5. Isabel says:

    Straight up morals hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaa

  6. Lo says:


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