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Oh, Give Me a Break: Rihanna Insists That Chris Brown Isn’t a Monster, Really

Bite down on something and make sure you’re lying on a soft surface just in case this story sends you into a grand mal seizure: Rihanna is speaking out in support of Chris Brown again and wants everyone to know that he’s a really great guy who has a “fantastic heart” and who only hit her because he had anger issues. He’s also “giving and loving” – I’m assuming she meant that he loves to give bruises, but maybe not. Let me let this delusional broad speak for herself, here.

Via The Sun:

The songbird, who suffered a savage beating at his hands in 2009, stunned many by getting back together with him earlier this year.

And she stresses that Chris has changed dramatically in the intervening period.

She said: “It’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments any more. We talk about [stuff]. We value each other.”

“For a long time he was really angry… there’s so many reasons why I ever reconsidered having him in my life.

“He’s not the monster everyone thinks. He’s a good person. He has a fantastic heart.

“He’s giving and loving. And he’s fun to be around. That’s what I love about him — he always makes me laugh.”

She added that she was keen to start having babies, saying: “Hell yeah, but I wish I could order them.”

Okay, the weed has definitely dulled the last of Rihanna’s brain cells, that much is clear. First of all, she’s got it all wrong – I don’t think he’s a monster, I think he’s an animal that should be caged indefinitely, and I don’t really care how harsh that sounds. He’s violent, homophobic and generally horrendous, so I stick by that. Second of all, the only thing about Chris Brown that’s worth laughing at is the fact that Rihanna is stupid enough to believe all the nice shit she’s saying about him.

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  • That’s some reefer madness in full effect, right there. This reminds me of that scene in Family Guy where Peter is down to his last intelligent brain cell and then it breaks its glasses & can’t read its books.

  • When I see this shithead, it makes me really thankful for my boyfriend who treats me well, and isn’t bothered by sleeping in a bed with his gay best friend.

    He’s pitiful, and the fact that she defends him is even more so.

      • See what Jennifer wrote above – I completely agree with her. That is why I am being harsh. I don’t think people see the extent of what a terrible message this sends out to people in general, and more importantly all of the little kids that listen to their music and have their own code of ethics shaping at this point in their lives. If someone thinks it is okay to beat someone until their face is almost unrecognizable, then you deserve each bit of karma headed your way. And if that person who was beaten returns back to their beater, they are a fool. She is allowing his behavior to be forgiven and forgotten. When you see situations like this first-hand – that is where the anger comes from.

      • “When you see situations like this first-hand – that is where the anger comes from.”
        I hear you loud & clear.

      • If you’ve seen situations first-hand then you should be more sympathetic towards victims of abuse and understand how hard and sometimes even downright impossible it is to break the circle of abuse. Plus, expecting them to be role models is ridiculous.

  • She has more money than brains… He hasn’t dealt with this anger issues yet. If he had, he wouldn’t be involved in all the beat downs in the night clubs he visits. like the old saying goes..it not a matter of if, it’s a matter of when. He will beat her again.

  • She is delusional ! It’s from all those brain cells she’s lost smoking all that pot !! She is no role model for anyone !! Her whole life is fucked up !! He is just the scum of the earth !!