Janet Jackson is batshit crazy, but even nutters deserve happiness. With that in mind, Janet has finally confirmed her marriage to Wissam Al Mana in answer to the “rampant rumours” that have been going on for weeks, apparently (this is the first time I’m hearing anything about this).
From Entertainment Tonight:
Rumors that Janet Jackson is planning her wedding to Wissam Al Mana have been flying fast and furious for weeks now. There’s only one problem: they’re already married!
In their first joint statement as a couple, Janet Jackson and Wissam Al Mana confirm the news exclusively to ET, saying, “The rumours regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony.”
“Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities. We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy. With love, Wissam and Janet”
I love how insistent they were on letting everyone know that they didn’t do anything lavish. Y’all know I don’t feel weddings all that hard, but if I had to have one, you’d better believe that shit would be on fire! Literally – I’d have a giant, six level cake with sparklers and probably some jugglers doing their thing with fiery swords or something. (I wouldn’t, really.)
In any case, best of luck to them, I suppose. He’s either as insane as she is or finds that sort of thing endearing. Either way, good luck to the happy couple.