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33Caption This: This Week’s Photo

It’s that time again, ladies and gents – another week, another Caption This contest. We’ve got some excellent secret prizes in store for the winner, but you can only win if you enter, so get commenting – and be sure to leave your email address, or else we won’t be able to contact you if you’re our pick.

First, though, here’s the winner from last week’s Morrissey picture, who won me over with his dramatic, existential caption that fits Moz all too well:

Winner: Edgar with “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”

Runner up: Anonymous with “I am slapping the next person that asks me if I wrote the theme song for Charmed.”

So, what’s Jennifer Lawrence saying in the above photo? Give us your best in the comments below, and check back this time next week to find out who wins!

February 26, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Caption This

33 Responses to “Caption This: This Week’s Photo”

  1. Alicia says:

    She has such an obvious lazy eye.

  2. mcmiller says:

    Gotta love Edgar’s Oscar Wilde quote!

  3. Cece says:

    JLaw “So then I felt a tug on the line, and we pulling this weird fucking looking fish into the boat. Seriously, it looked just like this.”

  4. blasted1 says:

    Jennifer Lawrence: Oscar winner and brand new John Hamm fan.

  5. Brandon says:

    Her explaning the facial expression made as she was about to fall on the steps at the Oscars.

  6. issueboy Lav says:


  7. Jax says:

    BREAKING NEWS…….. How to make sure the paparazzi don’t catch celebrities eating………INVISIBLE BURGERS!!!!!!

  8. crab says:

    Wow it is big but don’t worry it’ll fit, look!!

  9. jester2.0 says:

    Jennifer found it quite ironic that at a Oscars after party that no one could get she was signing that she was choking on a cocktail weiner. I won a best actress oscar for cryin out loud and yet nobody believed I was choking !!!

  10. Gotta love Edgar’s Oscar Wilde quote!

  11. Cor A Looker says:

    “And then he whispered that it was rea- Wait. WAIT. OH. MY. GOD. I KNOW THE ENDING TO INCEPTION!”

  12. mikkid4 says:

    jack promised he wouldn’t cum in my mouth!!!

  13. KennyI says:

    Geez! I didn’t realize it was that big!

  14. Keith says:

    I’m pretty sure it will fit Jack.

  15. kimchee says:

    I could have played Linda Lovelace better! Watch this!

  16. Anonymous says:

    You really should wear shoes, especially since you have 6 TOES!

  17. fred says:

    wow that’s big but i can handle it!!!!!!!!

  18. Anonymous says:

    Looks like Vivid put together an Oscar winners themed blow up doll line.

  19. Anonymous says:

    How big of a Penis do I have to swallow

  20. Oh my God I just tripped over my underware.glad I wore clean ones.

  21. Lurker says:

    “This is how I get all of my acting roles.”

  22. jester2.0 says:

    Oh my gawd I did it I swallowed my Oscar. Why did that crazy old bitch Emmanuelle Riva make me do that?

  23. TeeGee says:

    Funny, when I was taking all those acting classes all my male teachers told me this was the one skill I really needed to master if I wanted to give … I mean get … ahead in this business..

  24. MJRyan says:

    Jennifer Lawrence is caught giving Casper a BJ!!!

  25. nevarre says:

    OMG! All those burritos are coming back up !

  26. kimchee says:

    “I sharted!! OMG.”

  27. Supa Steph says:

    “Is THAT what gential warts look like?!”

  28. Rob says:

    Okay, what do you think of my “O” face?

  29. Charles says:

    So its true in regards to once you go black!

  30. kimchee says:

    She just saw Kim Kardashian’s bum in real life and is stunned.

  31. stejondeb says:

    That is one big dick!!!

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