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12Caption This: This Week’s Photo!

Howdy ho, kids! It’s that time of the week again – another Caption This contest, another chance to win a cool Evil Beet-themed prize! Plus, who doesn’t love a little Morrissey? Talk about a picture saying a thousand words…

Before we get started, let’s announce the winners for last week’s Katy Perry/Portia de Rossi/Ellen DeGeneres photo, shall we?

First place: Jay-Z with “Ellen came for the Grammies, but stayed for the Golden Globes.”

Runner-up: splig with “Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent.” (Great Katy Perry wordplay, there!)

If you’re one of last week’s winners, stay tuned for an email from me and make sure to send your mailing address so we can get a t-shirt over to you! For the rest of you, leave your best Morrissey-ism in the comments below for your chance to win next week!

February 19, 2013 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Caption This

12 Responses to “Caption This: This Week’s Photo!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I am slapping the next person that asks me if I wrote the theme song for “Charmed.”

  2. MJRyan says:

    “Why is dude from American Pickers following me?”

  3. Killerbeam says:

    Bitch I’m beautiful

  4. Edgar says:

    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

  5. mcmiller says:

    Oh Morrissey, I mean, Oh Lord, being fabulous is such a bore…

  6. cocopuffsaredelicious says:

    Look at all the Fucks I don’t give. Unless its about vegetarianism. Then I give all the fucks. seriously.

  7. Marcel says:

    Heaven really knows I am miserable now.

  8. Kendra says:

    It’s so hard to be a whiny, dull bloke when your hair is just this fantastic

  9. jester2.0 says:

    Lord … I want to open a place where self important D-bags can gather and tell me how great I am but I can’t find a venue. If you think this is a good idea could you please send me a sign Lord?

  10. Anonymous says:

    Morrisey was on his way to a party with the theme “Come as your favorite musician.” He chose the drummer for Def Leppard.

  11. kimchee says:

    “I am a Douche Bag – extroidinaire!!!”

  12. Brandon says:

    “Lord please let me be Relevent again.”

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