Lady GaGa – aka Queen of the Universe – is a f-cking weirdo. You know it, I know it, Milo knows it, the grass growing in the garden knows it… you get my drift. While many might defend her eccentricities as ~*avant garde*~ and of too high an artistic standard for our pea sized brains to truly comprehend, I just think she’s done too many Class A drugs and is more than a little chemically unbalanced. Therefore, it should be no surprise that for her Monster Ball tour, the Lady herself created a rider that even my wildest dreams could not have concocted.
While there’s a lot of standard stuff (posters of Bob Dylan, Billie Holiday and David Bowie, specific food & liquor, fan art from her Little Monsters – gag me), the best part is a particular requirement she has for her dressing room: a “manquin [sic] with puffy pink public [sic] hair”. I don’t even want to know what she does with that.
Celebuzz got hold of the entire rider – plus some emails from GaGa’s former assistant Jennifer O’Neill (the one she’s in a lawsuit with currently) and put them up for all to see, and some of it is rich. Here’s a sample below:
Not sure why it’s so difficult to spell lavender, but I’m with her on the fluffy towels, preferably fresh from the dryer.