5Octomom Wants to Do More Porn!

Ok, I’ll be honest with you: that’s not exactly what she said. Octomom didn’t just come right out and say that she’s interested in masturbating on camera again. But she did allude to it, and I still think it’s very possible.

First things first – did you know that Octomom’s porn just won an award? It was announced Best Celebrity Sex Tape at the AVN Awards, which is actually kind of a big deal. Huffington Post asked her about it, and here’s what she had to say:

“Seriously, it has not sunk in yet. This is fantastic — what an honor. Hopefully, this award will open doors to more opportunities. I’m proud I did this movie. It helped me grow into a woman. ‘Octomom Home Alone’ is a true reflection of my intimate side. I am excited to have the award. I am trying to figure out where I will put it.”

And when they asked if she had any other pornos up her sleeve, she said “as of right now, no. But you never know.” Which, of course, means yes. Right? If you genuinely didn’t have any other plans, you’d just be like “nah, I’m done,” but that coy little “you never know” always makes me think that I do know, and this time, the answer is yes.

Do you think the world can even handle this?

January 23, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Emily