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13Michelle Williams Should Probably Punch Lindsay Lohan in Lindsay Lohan’s Stupid Face Right About Now

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So, to preface all of this f-ckery, can I just remind you about how Lindsay Lohan always tried to make it seem like she was Heath Ledger’s one true love, and how she was just so genuinely devastated when he passed, which was five years ago yesterday? Because she did, even up until this past December, because that’s Lindsay: she can’t leave well enough alone, and whenever anyone’s getting any kind of publicity (even when they’re dead), she’s got to go ahead and insert herself in any way she can.

Sigh. Cue Lindsay. As I said, yesterday was the five-year anniversary of Heath Ledger’s death, and in memorial, Lindsay posted this on her Twitter page:

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First of all, if you were confused (like me), “Matty” is actually Heath and Michelle Williams’ daughter, Matilda, lovingly known as “Mattie,” and as far as I’m aware, it was Michelle who carried and birthed Matilda, and not Lindsay. OK? Do you see where I’m going with this? Because now you can see what Lindsay did here—this is a dick move. … No, this is actually a c-nt move, and as much as I hate that word, I’m willing to admit that it’s the word I whisper most forcefully when I’m really, really pissed off, and I feel like Lindsay Lohan and her unbelievable self-absorption justifies that anger.

Can I just go ahead and call Lindsay Lohan a scumbag? Can I? Because when my back’s against the wall and I have no more verbal ammunition, “scumbag” is the first thing that comes to mind, guys. And Lindsay Lohan is the epitome of “scumbag.”

January 23, 2013 at 6:30 am by Sarah

13 Responses to “Michelle Williams Should Probably Punch Lindsay Lohan in Lindsay Lohan’s Stupid Face Right About Now”

  1. nicole peach says:

    Did she ever even go out with him? Talk about self-absorbed…

  2. Dev says:

    She really has no class whatsoever

  3. whitt says:

    Fortunately, Michelle Williams IS classy and most likely won’t acknowledge the delusional ramblings of a coke head has-been like Lindsay.

    • pikki nikki polka pants says:

      toooootally. scumbag status for sure. if i were in the mum’s shoes, it would make my blood boil, but you’re right, hopefully michelle doesn’t give it an ounce of attention. michelle is the cutest! seems like a good person as well…

    • Sarah says:

      Thank God.

  4. Mamie says:

    Best part? Misspelling Mattie’s Moniker. I would say it was a pre-meditated move to generate corrections thus making her twitter “popular”, but sadly I think she is just a slobbering, fucknut mess.

  5. lana says:

    For awhile i hoped she would get her act together, look at her parents she was doomed.
    Now i just want her to go away

  6. Webster says:

    Mattie, minor details to this, yes, I agree, scumbag. What does she care if she might hurt the family he left behind as long as everyone pays attention to her and her delusional self.

  7. puddin says:

    What a creep.

  8. Jacq says:

    If I wanted to insult a scumbag, I’d call him Lindsay Lohan. She’s a COKEROACH! Those grubby, dirty hands, that meth-face, that meth-mouth! *shudder*

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