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Quotables: Taylor Swift Is A Liar

A photo of Taylor Swift

“I’m a Sagittarius, which means, you know, I’m blindly optimistic, I love to travel, I’m always up for adventure but also always want something new. Sagittarians are really independent, and we like our space. We’re drawn to love but battle for that need for independence. Independence is something I’ve always needed, from when I was young, but I love the idea of romance and falling in love. I’ve never really had a long relationship. So that’s something I think about for the future. It’s an interesting part of my personality: Part of me just wants to be alone.”

- Taylor Swift discusses how her astrological sign makes her a crazy face.

But I called Taylor a liar up there in the headline because of the very last part of her quote there. There is no part of Taylor Swift that wants to be alone. Taylor Swift wants a hand to literally hold forever, except when she’s pooping, which she never ever does. She needs someone to sit with in her giant bird cage, someone who wants to have at least 15 babies and take care of them while she writes passive aggressive songs about him. And most of all, she wants someone who would never, ever get mad at her for writing those passive aggressive songs.

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