“I need that unexplainable spark . . .I just need to see someone and feel Oh, no, uh-oh. It’s only happened a few times in my life, but I feel like if I was gonna be with someone forever, it would be because I saw them and I thought, Oh, no.”
No, no, Taylor you’re doing it all wrong. This is how you always get in a great big mess, isn’t it? Because you think your gut telling you “oh no, uh-oh” means true love. No offense, but that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
In this new interview in Cosmo, she also explains that she has “learned when to get out,” and also she’s “never wasted too much time with the wrong person and that’s one thing I’m proud of.” Oh, and this gem:
“I can’t deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you. I just don’t ever want to end up in a relationship that isn’t fair ever again.”
And just one more:
“I’ve had a lot of dark and twisty situations happen, enough to realize that when someone exhibits signs of evoking a dark and twisty relationship and dark and twisty feelings, it’s not interesting to me.”
Is she talking about Conor Kennedy? Was she in a relationship with him that wasn’t fair? Was that relationship one of those “dark and twisty situations”? Probably. Probably he’s like, so dark. He probably carves demon signs and stuff into the desks when he’s in high school.
Oh, and here’s another quick thing about Taylor Swift. I had a doctor’s appointment this morning (listen: my appointment was at 8:00, the office opened at 8:00, and someone called me in at 8:30 to tell me that the doctor had called in sick. Bitch was playing Halloween hooky, and I don’t even care who knows it), and while I was waiting I read the story about Taylor in Rolling Stone, the one that came out a couple of weeks ago. And it was amazing. They described how Taylor’s condo has a big spiral staircase, and at the top there’s this human-sized birdcage full of pillows and blankets, which actually does sound pretty wonderful, but she just says the dumbest things. Like she was talking about her songs about boys, and she said something along the lines of “if someone does something bad to me in a relationship, then I’m not responsible for what I do after that.” Like that exact same sentiment, and pretty close phrasing. This girl is crazy.
The only thing I want to know is when she finally plans on writing a book all about how to have healthy, loving relationships. That is what the world needs now.