Some might say that it’s safe to say she completely bombed, and hey. Just in time for the Oscars, too.
Couple questions and comments I have for Jennifer girl and ‘SNL’ at large:
—That opening monologue. Oh God. There might as well have been someone standing three feet in front of her, prompting her to read off a card. Awkward.
—Second, I don’t really get why it was OK to trash the other Oscar nominees in a skit that … well, gosh, it just wasn’t all that funny.
—Last. I know we kind of said this already, but that was just horrible. Horrible.
… Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan snickers through her cocaine-snorting, choking on the powder and hocking up a big loog. She spits it out and calls it “Jennifer Lawrence,” adding it to the expansive loog collection that she has and features loogs called “Amanda Bynes” and “Paris Hilton.”