See, I really, really like this look, just not on Dita Von Teese. Not at all, come to think of it. The color washes her out entirely, makes her teeth look beige (which is never a good thing), and generally makes her look slightly older than her 40 years. Also? She kind of looks like Marilyn Manson in drag in this picture, and even after staring at the photo for fifteen minutes, trying to convince myself otherwise, the image is still there.
The things I do like about the ensemble? The shoes and the bag, because red is usually a pretty good decision and Dita always does red well, if nothing else.
Love it or leave it—Dita Von Teese’s outfit today?