Miranda Kerr, looking f-cking perfect. Or should I say, Kerrfect? Ha. Ha. HA.
Hey, who’s ready for best and worst celebrity looks of the week?! Everyone? Great! Take a look at some noteworthy looks from this week and then you tell me who wins for:
Here we go!
November 23, 2013 at 8:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)
September 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Time for the Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week. We’re covering late July and very early August. In case you didn’t know. And now you do. And learning is fun. Obviously, Courtney Stodden’s lettuce bikini is included in here.
BEST: Dita Von Teese
WORST: Bachelor Sean Lowe
WTF?!?: Click to find out! (It’s a doozy.)
August 4, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she’s not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall.
Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an outfit, but you know she has so many outfits this is probably her equivalent of sweatpants and flip flops. Very high maintenance though. Maybe that’s why Bradley Cooper turned her down. Who really wants to sit around for 1 – 2 hours so your girlfriend can do her hair and makeup to run errands?
May 10, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
See, I really, really like this look, just not on Dita Von Teese. Not at all, come to think of it. The color washes her out entirely, makes her teeth look beige (which is never a good thing), and generally makes her look slightly older than her 40 years. Also? She kind of looks like Marilyn Manson in drag in this picture, and even after staring at the photo for fifteen minutes, trying to convince myself otherwise, the image is still there.
The things I do like about the ensemble? The shoes and the bag, because red is usually a pretty good decision and Dita always does red well, if nothing else.
Love it or leave it—Dita Von Teese’s outfit today?
January 18, 2013 at 6:30 am by Sarah
From the New York Post:
Russell Crowe has been sharing some intimate rubdowns with burlesque goddess Dita Von Teese, sources tell us.
The “Les Misérables” star, who split from his wife, Danielle Spencer, in October after nine years of marriage, was spotted holed up with the pin-up gal at the Four Seasons Hotel in December, and they even got a romantic couple’s massage together at 6:30 a.m., says the source.
Crowe and Von Teese have been flirting with each other on Twitter for a while. Last year, Crowe retweeted her posting “Dressage. Was measured for bespoke blk patent boots w/my name stamped on the heel . . . But under whose bed did I leave my Hermes riding crop?”
Around the same time, he also retweeted her message: “Giving airport security a lesson in garter belts this morning.”.
Ugh, I can’t even tell you guys how mildly grossed out I am by this. Wait. I’m sorry—did I say “mildly”? Because I definitely meant “majorly.” See, Dita Von Teese is this lovely, unique creature who seems all delicate and soft and demure, while Russell Crowe is gross, gregarious, and gangrenous (the last one was a stretch, but do you have any better ‘g’ insults?).
Thoughts on the happy new hookup?