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13Oh Ew: Dita Von Teese and Russell Crowe—Are They Hittin’ That?

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From the New York Post:

Russell Crowe has been sharing some intimate rubdowns with burlesque goddess Dita Von Teese, sources tell us.

The “Les Misérables” star, who split from his wife, Danielle Spencer, in October after nine years of marriage, was spotted holed up with the pin-up gal at the Four Seasons Hotel in December, and they even got a romantic couple’s massage together at 6:30 a.m., says the source.

Crowe and Von Teese have been flirting with each other on Twitter for a while. Last year, Crowe retweeted her posting “Dressage. Was measured for bespoke blk patent boots w/my name stamped on the heel . . . But under whose bed did I leave my Hermes riding crop?”

Around the same time, he also retweeted her message: “Giving airport security a lesson in garter belts this morning.”.

Ugh, I can’t even tell you guys how mildly grossed out I am by this. Wait. I’m sorry—did I say “mildly”? Because I definitely meant “majorly.” See, Dita Von Teese is this lovely, unique creature who seems all delicate and soft and demure, while Russell Crowe is gross, gregarious, and gangrenous (the last one was a stretch, but do you have any better ‘g’ insults?).

Thoughts on the happy new hookup?

January 14, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah

13 Responses to “Oh Ew: Dita Von Teese and Russell Crowe—Are They Hittin’ That?”

  1. meh says:

    Dita is a stripper and poses naked for money…I’m not sure this makes her better than Russell.

  2. Megan says:

    Gregarious means friendly. How is that an insult?

  3. Chaz says:

    Hmmmmmm, an insult beginning with the letter “g”… I’m stumped!!!

  4. Lola says:

    I agree with Meh, plus she fucked Marilyn Manson! It doesn’t get any more disgusting than that. Russell is prince charming compared to Manson, FFS.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Maybe she is one of those rihanna-types who like to hang around men most people wouldn’t touch with a stick. Is there an adjective for that? Help me out, I’m not very good with english.

  6. Senor Loco says:

    I really don’t see why certain people get excited over this chick. As someone who does actually like fair skinned brunettes, she just does nothing for me. Her face is just way too long for me to find her attractive. Throw in the fact that she’s a professional celebrity chaser/f***er also brings her down a few more bars, too.

  7. Pique says:

    I absolutely ADORE Russell Crowe. Why all the hate? He’s brilliant!

  8. kate says:

    i love rc and he was hotter back in the day but who wasn’t – he’s still hot now and dvt as “demure”? who are you? she has like orgy parties at her house unless she was talking shit on chelsea lately…demure…de-dictionary

  9. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    What if she’s a high class hooker? :o Dudes…seriously…

  10. Taeko says:

    Old Santa Crowe has to be paying for her company.
    Because that is the only way the world makes sense.

    (Gasbag, geezer, git)

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