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6Lindsay Stayed Out Until 5:00 This Morning, Is Due in Court on Monday

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

If one thing can be said about Lindsay Lohan, it’s that she always, always makes very good decisions. Oh, wait, that’s not it. No, if one thing can be said about Lindsay, it’s that she’s the very picture of responsibility. Dang it, that’s wrong too. Ok, one more time: if one thing can be said about Lindsay, it’s that she always, no matter what, is the hottest mess on the block. Yeah, I think that one’s it.

Here’s the story this time, all right? Lindsay is still in London, probably still getting paid to “party.” She went out with a few friends last night, and she stayed out until 5:00 AM, because that’s what responsible people do. And while that little fact wouldn’t usually be that noteworthy, it is this time. Because this girl has to show up in court in New York on Monday. And if she doesn’t, boom, she gets a warrant out for her arrest.

So what do you think is going to happen here? Is she going to make it in time? Is she going to ignore her court date and figure she can whine her way out of her warrant? Is she going to buy a beaten up old bus and try to drive it all the way across the ocean floor of the Atlantic to make it to court on time? I don’t know, it’s Lindsay. Anything can happen.

January 5, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

6 Responses to “Lindsay Stayed Out Until 5:00 This Morning, Is Due in Court on Monday”

  1. Junebug says:

    Goddamn it Emily ! You know damn well what’s gonna happen. Some asshole will steal her valencia with her passport in it ! It happens all the time !

  2. Junebug says:

    Webster… It will be 100,000. That’s what she sold out for.

  3. erg says:

    she look like megan fox are they retated?

    • kimcheee says:

      retated….do you mean related or retarded? They’re not mentally handicapped. It only looks that way due to some of the cosmetic procedures they’ve had done. By the time they’re 40, they’ll only be able to move their eyeballs at the rate they’re going. LOL.

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