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23Jessica Simpson Wants You to Know She Looks Like This Now

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The Twitter caption?:

Bumpin’ and proud

So what are we guessing here, four months pregnant? Three? I know that pregnant ladies who were pregnant almost immediately prior to becoming pregnant again sometimes have that extra-big, extra-early belly happening (I mean, even Jess’s boobs might be pregnant this time around), but I don’t really think that Jess could be any further than four months, if even three.

Either way, she does look pretty great. I wonder how things are going to turn out in the end for her, and if Weight Watchers is going to put her back in cuffs and shackles the moment her new baby is born, you know? So many things to consider here, guys.

December 31, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jessica Simpson

23 Responses to “Jessica Simpson Wants You to Know She Looks Like This Now”

  1. Julia says:

    Congrats Jess u r one of the most beautiful women in the world and u only get more gorgeous ! I wish u and your family only the best !!!!

  2. Chaz says:

    Sarah, did you make motorboat noises while posting this? I was making them while reading

  3. Harriet Meadow says:

    It’s always hard to tell with baby bumps, because some people don’t show at all until five months or more, while others start popping right away. But I’d guess about four months – I’m at five months and my bump’s about the same size, but I’ve heard that the belly gets bigger sooner with successive pregnancies, so I’m factoring that in…And yes, I really want to motorboat them boobies…

  4. blasted1 says:

    Hell, she could be 2 or 3 months, depending on the gross tonage of buttered pop-tarts and slutty brownies she’s been wolfing down. And, in what laughingly passes for her “mind”, if she keeps gettin’ knocked-up she’ll never have to honor that pesky Weight Watchers deal.

  5. meh says:

    She always makes such stupid faces. It looks like her stomach is bigger than her tits are…and her tits are massive and stick out pretty far. Therefore her stomach must stick out even further than her tits……I forgot where I was going with this…TITS

  6. Elizabeth Pacheco says:

    Anyone else think she did this to get out of the Weight Watchers thing?

  7. fridayhype says:

    I think she looks beautiful

  8. I’d do her. Well, before the first baby popped out. Still good lookin’ lady, somehow….

    • FornitSomeFornus says:

      ^… says the president of the small-penis club.

      • All the gals I nailed who had boyfriends afterwards (that would be ALL of them) complained the next guy down the line was too small. So, think what you will. I don’t boast length. But girth, yes. It drives the girls wild. Meanwhile, go back to your “women’s studies”.

  9. Diane says:

    I think Jess is so cute .
    I would rather see her babybump than these skanky actresses that show their cookie every chance they get .

  10. FornitSomeFornus says:

    I don’t think she did anything to try to weasel out of her contract — she looks great otherwise, beyond the obvious pregnancy. I think she really was working to get back in shape. Pregnancies aren’t always planned, even on the rich side of town :)

  11. Kimbra says:

    Wonder if she’s figured out how she got this way, yet. Her first pregnancy was a “shock.”

  12. jilly says:

    I guess she felt Ashlee was getting too much attention? And what’s with the stupid duck lips?

    To be honest, I was this huge when I was already 9 months pregnant and about to deliver. Why is she so massive already if she is only 2-3 months along?

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