And God, I hate myself for even saying this, but doesn’t she look good here? With the obvious exception of that horrific coat she’s wearing, Lindsay looks good, and I don’t even know how that can be possible despite all of the things that she’s done to her face and her nose and her hair and her teeth.
Lindsay, as I mentioned yesterday, is taking up space in London, and for what? Well, some sources are saying it’s to be “close” to her “boyfriend,” Max George of the Wanted, and others are saying, “Because she has no real friends anywhere in the U.S., so why not try abroad?” One thing is for sure—Lindsay’s telling people that she’s, like, totally staying in this New Year’s Eve, because she has positively no interest in getting herself into any kind of situation where she might have to punch a girl in the face, snort some cocaine off of a toilet seat, or give road head to the Wanted’s limo driver in exchange for some real face time with the band. Sources say that she’s planning on a “small, quiet dinner in London” preceding an intimate gathering at her hotel, strictly for family and friends.
Happy New Year, Lindsay Lohan. Can’t wait to see what kind of f-ckery you have in store for us this time around.