Gosh, guys, it’s just so hard keeping up with the unbalanced f-ckery that goes on between these two crazy assholes. I don’t even know whether I’m coming or going sometimes.
I know we were all rejoicing over the fact that Rihanna had posted her “I’m single!” Rih-card the other day and also had talked a bunch of shit on Chris in the leading days (like “Examine what you tolerate,” “Goodbye muthaf-cka,” “You give, you get, then you give it the f*** back,” and “Claps for the basic bitches”), but don’t worry, because all of that angst is gone and, just in time for Christmas, everything’s all rosy in Chris and Rihanna-land once again.
The above photo was posted on Chris’s Instagram earlier in the week (but then deleted) with the caption, “Always started wit breezy like the letter B…” because I guess that’s supposed to make some sort of sense.
Happy Holidays, muthaf-ckas.