No, really, she is—she’s single, and she went and confirmed it herself on her Twitter page. Rihanna and Chris Brown are no more, and all it constituted was a tiny, shitty blip on Rihanna’s Twitter feed. Unreal, guys. And why could that be? What? Because Rihanna and Chris Brown are unstable and combustible and generally ridiculous? Oh, right. So I guess we’re all pretty much not surprised by anything they do, including having babies. Got it.
After the jump (due to NSFW language) is Rihanna‘s “Rih”-card, which announced that she’s back on the market, because that’s crafty. You caught that, right? Instead of E-card, it’s a RIH-card? Bwahahaha. Ha. I’m just dying over here.