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9But Hey, It’s All OK Because Rihanna’s Single Again

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No, really, she is—she’s single, and she went and confirmed it herself on her Twitter page. Rihanna and Chris Brown are no more, and all it constituted was a tiny, shitty blip on Rihanna’s Twitter feed. Unreal, guys. And why could that be? What? Because Rihanna and Chris Brown are unstable and combustible and generally ridiculous? Oh, right. So I guess we’re all pretty much not surprised by anything they do, including having babies. Got it.

After the jump (due to NSFW language) is Rihanna‘s “Rih”-card, which announced that she’s back on the market, because that’s crafty. You caught that, right? Instead of E-card, it’s a RIH-card? Bwahahaha. Ha. I’m just dying over here.

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December 18, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Rihanna

9 Responses to “But Hey, It’s All OK Because Rihanna’s Single Again”

  1. Lo says:

    I’m sure this will last all of 2.5 seconds.

  2. Sam says:

    What a rihtard.

  3. Grace says:

    She’ll see a picture of Chris with his other woman(or two or three) and have him on the next plane to her.

  4. crab says:

    (eyeroll) She’s so classy!

  5. January says:

    I think this time she may be done with him for good. Would serve the shithead right. He has something beautiful and the Jackazz doesn’t even know what to do with it. Chris Brown must be the biggest azzhole alive. He’s not even cute like he was anymore. Dude needs to wake up. Rihanna should find her someone who cherishes her and not disrespects her like this Azzhole Chris Brown continuously does!

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