This was my issue. We talked about this tape…And she told me there was no tape. If she might have been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like ‘That was before me’ because she is a great girl. She’s actually one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. But the fact that she lied and told me that there was no tape?…And I still think she might have even had a part to play with it. … I think she’s a great businesswoman if you ask me.
More importantly, though, I don’t even know how Nick Cannon gets all of these “hot” chicks. Can that really be the more important of the issues that we’re talking about here? Because I don’t understand it a bit. I mean, honestly. Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian, Selita Ebanks, Mariah Carey … who else has this dude banged? He’s either the nicest guy in the world, or he’s got the world’s largest penis, but I’m thinking it’s probably the nice thing. After having sex with Kim Kardashian, poor Nick probably doesn’t have much left beyond a still-smoldering stump of two inches. A lupus-type thing? Hardly. I think poor Nick Cannon has a mutant strain of incurable venereal disease that he caught directly from the horse’s mouth, and by horse’s mouth, I mean “whore’s mouth.” It’ll do it every time, guys.