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5Brooke Mueller is in Rehab, Because Duh, This Face Loves Adderall

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I know we haven’t really talked about this lady much, and every time we do, it’s got something to do with drugs, or Charlie Sheen, or rehab, or all three, and this time it’s got to do with everything except for Charlie Sheen, but hey. We can’t win them all, all of the time, right? Anyway, it’s been juuuust over a year since we last talked about Brooke and cocaine, so on this day, this 53rd week since we last spoke of Brooke Mueller, we’re going to talk about Brooke Mueller and Adderall, because that’s why she’s voluntarily heading to rehab.

See, it all happened earlier in the week—Brooke was photographed leaving Mr Chow in Los Angeles, and that picture up there? The one with demon eyes and the crooked-mouthed crack leer? That’s how she looked, and even though the very next morning after looking like this she was taken to the hospital for “dehydration” and “exhaustion,” it turns out it was actually for an Adderall overdose, which is really, really surprising, considering how together Brooke normally is*.

A rep for Brooke has confirmed that, though it took a good few days of coercion (and detoxification, I’d guess), Brooke made the big-girl decision to go to rehab and get her life right. Ahem, again. She checked into rehab last night, thus marking her nineteenth stint in rehab. Yes, you read that right—count ‘em, nineteen times. In rehab. 19. 18+1. NINETEEN.

Good luck, Brooke! Go get ‘em, tiger!

*It’s actually not at all really, really surprising.

December 11, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Brooke Mueller

5 Responses to “Brooke Mueller is in Rehab, Because Duh, This Face Loves Adderall”

  1. Harriet Meadow says:

    The title and the picture together are just genius. I laughed out loud.

  2. 19th time? You can’t beat the stupid out of some people.
    She’ll expire. Soon.

  3. Junebug says:

    Because 19 times the charm ? Lol. Bye bye stoner.

  4. Swag says:

    Adderal is like legal speed. I’ve taken it once. Never again.

  5. aNONYmous says:

    This poor woman has got to get it together. Here she is a total mess few days ago. She has supportive parents, tons ‘o money, youth, children, supportive ex-husband and his ex-ex-wife. There’s just no reason why she can’t pull it together.

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