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Hey, What’s Shaking, Kate Upton?

photo of kate upton vogue uk cover pictures 2012 pic
Gosh, this cover is so much better than that awful Vogue Italia shoot that came out a few weeks ago, right? Man. Totally.

In this, a recent interview with Vogue UK, Kate talked about what it was like as a young girl with no boobs (I know; I had a hard time with that one, too) and how she eventually adjusted to the entirely amazing body that she’s famous for today. Kate, about her curvy figure in the modeling world, said, “It’s very rare for a girl to move from one area of the business to the other, largely due to the fact that fashion models are almost without curves, whereas swimwear girls are celebrated for them.” Later in the interview, however, she claimed she didn’t know what was up with all the fuss about boobs, but claims that she celebrates hers, because they’re just fabulous. I’m going to leave this gem right here for you. Kate said:

“I don’t really know what the appeal is about boobs. But I do know that when I was in junior high, I used to be made fun of — for being flat-chested. Everyone would go, ‘She’s not pretty! She doesn’t have boobs!’ So I always had boob envy. And when finally I went through my growth spurt, and they appeared, and I just loved them. So that’s why I like boobs, because I didn’t have them, and then I got them!”

Now. With this train of thought, don’t you dare tell me this girl’s not in the right line of work, guys, because I swear. I’ll just have to swing my nonexistent tit in your general direction and knock a bitch out.

This girl’s a masterpiece, honestly.

3 CommentsLeave a comment

  • I don’t get why they’re trying to push her as a “high fashion model” lately. She’s got vacant eyes and it’s so much more noticeable when her tits aren’t flopping around everywhere = be a swimsuit model

  • “amazing body”??
    “curvy figure”??
    Are we talking about the same Kate Upton here? The girl has as much curves as a 2×4. It takes more than big floppy jugs to qualify for curvy.

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