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12Quotables: Chris Brown Has Totally Grown Up

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“I haven’t been as mature and thought out in the past, so, me growing now, it’s showing my progression. I used to use my Twitter account to vent, but now I mostly use it for marketing and promotions. Even if the media asks me something, if it’s cool then it’s ‘What’s up?’ But if it’s anything that’s too negative, I don’t care to respond.”

- Chris Brown discusses his maturity in a new interview.

LOL, you guys! LOL! The interview was just published, but it was obviously done before last weekend, when Chris decided to verbally attack a comedian by telling her that he was going to shit on her retina on Twitter. Isn’t that funny? Because he was just talking about how he’s above responding to people with negative comments on Twitter, and then he just did exactly that. You couldn’t make this stuff up!

Just kidding, you could definitely make this stuff up. We could just make a Chris Brown mad libs post, it would be so easy!

Chris Brown is a terrible person.  The latest proof of this is ________.  Isn’t that awful and completely unsurprising?  And meanwhile, Rihanna tweeted ________, so you know they’re definitely back on!  She needs to ________, but whatever, because she’ll always ________.   And Chris Brown will never ________, as I’m sure we all learned when he ________.  So we’ll just have to ________.

Anytime Chris ever screws up, boom, there you go. It probably won’t be too long before we get to use it. Because Chris Brown is a giant ________.

November 30, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Chris Brown

12 Responses to “Quotables: Chris Brown Has Totally Grown Up”

  1. mireee says:

    a giant twat.

  2. john says:

    i bet this post generates the most hits because of chris brown
    i know it will get the most responses ………you get hits….rhianna get hits…. everyone happy no?

  3. john says:

    by the way chris brown phone snatching incident …he was cleared cause i know you want the truth out there

    Tran also issued a statement to police during the investigation — in which she said the woman who owned the cell phone had stuck the phone into Brown’s car … and struck Karrueche in the front of the head. During the incident, Tran claims the woman dropped the phone in the car … and it was eventually tossed out the window.

    Ultimately, prosecutors say … it’s plausible that the woman did put her phone in the car … and that Brown simply “[removed] from the vehicle an object which didn’t belong there” … and therefore didn’t break any laws.

    TMZ obtained video of the woman immediately after the incident, and she was clearly agitated, telling police, “He snatched my phone!”

    This is a big deal for Brown — because if he WERE prosecuted, it would’ve triggered a probation violation for the singer in L.A., where he’s still on probation for the Rihanna beating.

    nana boo boo

  4. john says:

    disregard that…… she hacked my phone …i do not have the slightest on why she signed it ….
    hi sarah

  5. john says:

    (gigglez)

  6. Nik says:

    I can’t believe he #tried it.

  7. Mike says:

    What were the odds of someone snapping a photo of this guy in mid-sneeze?

  8. Shirking Violet says:

    Nothing SCREAMS “personal growth” like announcing how mature you are today, compared to the giant douchebag you were yesterday. Way to go, Chris!

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