“I haven’t been as mature and thought out in the past, so, me growing now, it’s showing my progression. I used to use my Twitter account to vent, but now I mostly use it for marketing and promotions. Even if the media asks me something, if it’s cool then it’s ‘What’s up?’ But if it’s anything that’s too negative, I don’t care to respond.”
LOL, you guys! LOL! The interview was just published, but it was obviously done before last weekend, when Chris decided to verbally attack a comedian by telling her that he was going to shit on her retina on Twitter. Isn’t that funny? Because he was just talking about how he’s above responding to people with negative comments on Twitter, and then he just did exactly that. You couldn’t make this stuff up!
Just kidding, you could definitely make this stuff up. We could just make a Chris Brown mad libs post, it would be so easy!
Chris Brown is a terrible person. The latest proof of this is ________. Isn’t that awful and completely unsurprising? And meanwhile, Rihanna tweeted ________, so you know they’re definitely back on! She needs to ________, but whatever, because she’ll always ________. And Chris Brown will never ________, as I’m sure we all learned when he ________. So we’ll just have to ________.
Anytime Chris ever screws up, boom, there you go. It probably won’t be too long before we get to use it. Because Chris Brown is a giant ________.