I know, it’s ANOTHER story about Chris Brown being a bad person, but this is a really good one! It’s one of the ones where Chris proves it himself with his words, and those are my favorite! You’ll see.
Ok, basically Chris Brown got in this Twitter fight with a comedy writer named Jenny Johnson, who is now one of my personal heroes. She was funny, he said a bunch of immature shit, and then he deleted his Twitter. I’m going to try to recount the conversation for you, but since Chris’ Twitter isn’t there anymore, it might be a little difficult. But let’s get started!
It started when Chris tweeted this:
I look old as f-ck! I’m only 23….
And Jenny retweeted that with this comment:
I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person
Then Chris said this:
take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.
And now Jenny:
It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant f-ck.
I should fart while ur giving me top.
Your mom must be so proud of you.
see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig
And then Jenny just linked to an article detailing the police report on his assault, which should have been the end. But it wasn’t, because Chris had another good zinger in him:
mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina,
And Jenny said this:
In between this big exchange, Chris kept tweeting things like “ur life sucks so much ass,” “the funniest shit is not giving a f-ck,” and “if u can take a dick, u can take a joke.” Then Jenny said that she wasn’t going to interact with him anymore, saying that “all I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me,” and then clarifying that she had “zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.” So that’s the end, right?
Nope. Chris had to throw in this gem:
Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
Jenny told him to get some help, and then you won’t even believe what Chris said:
Further proved my point of how immature society is
Then he tweeted “catch me in traffic,” and boom, no more Twitter.
Is it weird that I can still be shocked about how awful he can be?