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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Would Be, Like, Devastated if Courtney Ever Did Porn

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Which I, like, totally don’t understand, considering Courtney’s mother herself practically sold Courtney to Doug Hutchison for a song and a pair of shitty Lucite heels. Which were regifted.

On the most recent episode of ‘Couples Therapy’, Courtney’s mom, Krista, was interviewed, and she talked all about Courtney and Doug and (more Doug) and opportunities for Courtney to get naked and/or f-cked for cash down the road, and she all but broke down in dollar signs tears. This is what Krista had to say:

“I do not ever want to see her do, like, pornography. I would be so heartbroken and so upset at that. … I [also] don’t want people seeing her with no clothes on, I’m a mother!”

Courtney, however, had this to say about showing her nips off for public consumption:

“I feel, like, if something is tastefully done, in black or white, or you know, you’re doing something that you would normally do or naturally do when you’re in the nude [Ed. Note: you mean like sex, Courtney? Sex? I mean, sex is done naturally when you're in the nude, and hell, sometimes you don't even need to be completely nude in order to have sex], that could be classy and tastefully done, um …”

And then Courtney trailed off, making just as less sense as ever.

But hey. Would you pay to see Courtney nude? I guess that’s the biggest question here, guys, would you do it?

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  • This trick kills me. She thinks she is sooo sexy. Her stupid facial expressions make her look like she is mentally retarded, her padded bra with the clear straps is way tacky, she has no ass and the ridiculous stripper heels make her little chicken legs look even skinnier/worse. Please crawl back under the rock you came from already.

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