I actually don’t hate this tattoo. It’s nothing I would ever get, but I’ve definitely seen worse.
It’s pretty massive though, right? It’s just a huge head with horns right there on your arm, breathing fire and creeping everybody out. But here’s what it means, according to the owner of the new tattoo:
“New Ink…It represents my Astrological Birth Chart, along with Pagan, Buddhist, and Greco- Roman Archetypes related to balance and the life cycle….My chart is AQUARIUS Sun, Libra Rising, Aries Moon. All three are represented.”
Have any idea who it is? We don’t talk about him all that often anymore, but he’s definitely been seen around these parts. You’d probably recognize him by his hair and his eye makeup. Oh, and probably his crotch.
It’s Adam Lambert! He’s the proud new owner of a big creepy lady head tattoo! Do you love it?
Real talk: I have ulterior motives for discussing Adam’s new tattoo. Because, guys, I want a tattoo. My cousin is a very talented tattoo artist, and he refuses to charge family members ever, so I get free tattoos for life. For the past five years or so, I’ve been compiling a list of ideas, mulling them over and thinking about placement and design and all that. And a few weeks ago, something finally clicked, and I knew what I wanted to get. But I am such a wimp. I’m ok with pain when I know it’s coming, but it’s such a weird decision, to choose to have something on you for always. The tattoo I want is something that means a lot to me, and definitely something I’ll always love, but it’s such a commitment, you know?
Basically, is this a situation where you’d say “think about it for a while longer” or “go for it”?