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18Who’s That on Your Neck, Chris Brown?

A photo of Chris Brown

As you can see, Chris Brown has a new tattoo. You see it, right? It’s that big ol’ face on the side of his neck. To me, it looks like a sleepy drag queen with shit smeared all over her face, but to other people, it looks like Rihanna. Huh.

According to sources “really close to Chris,” the lady depicted on Chris’ neck is just “a random woman,” but according to me, I don’t really care. I just wanted to show you guys this hilarious tattoo so we could all roll our eyes at Chris Brown this morning and feel thankful that we don’t have to look at that big neck-face in person. That’s all.

But what do you guys think? Does that tattoo resemble Rihanna at all, or are you on Team Sleepy Drag Queen?

September 11, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Chris Brown

18 Responses to “Who’s That on Your Neck, Chris Brown?”

  1. vengefulblonde83 says:

    It looks like Rihanna after he beat her up! (And I don’t mean that in a snarky way, I just think that was his intention.)

  2. mireee says:

    It is a badly-beaten up woman. This guy has just become The Actual Worst. He needs to fucking die. And that is all.

  3. ALC says:

    It looks like a battered woman. This guy is a putz.

  4. Motormouth says:

    Please stop covering anything Chris Brown does. The man is reprehensible. No amount of talent covers that.

  5. not a battered woman says:

    it’s not a battered woman. its a sugar skull woman

    • Isabel says:

      Then why is only half of the skull decorated?
      It looks like a chick with a black eye and stitches. Or he is trying to be deep and portray a 2-faced woman, pretty on one side, ugly on the other.
      Either way, douchebaggaholah.

  6. pufinstuf says:

    Bruised and cut Rihanna. Sorry. That’s all I see.

  7. J-Kitt says:

    Black eye, busted mouth. Hmm, Rihanna

  8. Christine says:

    Come on, stop reporting on this guy. He’s an ass, everyone knows it. But that is a damn sugar skull. Is it Rihanna as a sugar skull? Who cares?

  9. Amanda says:

    I agree, it is her after he beat her up. Come on now! The image has a black eye, issue with her lip and left side the face bruised! Chris brown is one messed up guy!

  10. anon says:

    looks like a beat up Maleficent.

  11. GiantWhoCares says:

    I’d care if Rihanna wasn’t such a cunt. He obviously did it rustle jimmies. Mission accomplished.

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