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Here’s a Song That Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne Did Together

Does it pain you to have to read that headline? Because it pained me to have to write it, ugh.

Seriously though, is this why Lil Wayne had all those strokes or whatever last month? Was it this Paris tie? Because I’d really believe it if someone told me that was the reason.

Last, this is probably the worst f-cking song I’ve ever heard in life, and I heard ‘It’s Thanksgiving‘ this week for the first time, guys. Do the math.

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  • Yep. That was awful.

    Not the worst song I’ve ever heard. (Gaga’s was worse.)

    And I really despise little Paris. :/

    Not a big fan of Lil Wayne, but some of his stuff is alright.

    The problem with this is Wayne’s part is too fast and “Paris’” (?) is too slow.

    I have a VERY hard time believing that is Paris singing. Autotuned out the ass and post-processed to shit. And it sounds like horrible 90′s techno.

    8(p

  • That song was really bad, and the video was terrible! That scene with her writhing all over the car while “washing” it was just so stupid.

  • This,is,a very nice song for Mrs.Paris Hilton,but before I continue,please allow me to introduce,myself to Her,my name is Ike Nash,and originally I came from the caribbean island named,St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I live in the city named Toronto,which is in the country,named,Canada,plus I,am a very sexy plus handsome looking,Guy,and I am one of your biggest and brightest fans,Mrs.Paris Hilton,and if you,Sexy Mrs.Paris Hilton,shall ever happen to be in the city named,Toronto,in the country named,Canada,at the ending of this month,which is the month of January 2013,I strongly think that you should visit,a very very nice Restaurant/Bar named,The Only Cafe,which is located in a very very awesome village,named,Donlands On Danforth Ave East,which is in the city named,Toronto,in the country named,Canada,and if you,Sexy Mrs.Paris Hilton,shall ever happen to arrive here in Toronto,at,the restaurant named,The Only Cafe,I shall surely buy you supper along with some very very nice fruit juice,plus for now,here is a very nice Reggae Song,that I have written for you Mrs.Paris Hilton,and the name of it is called,Fashion & Styles,and I wrote my Reggae Song,to the Instrumental,of a Reggae Song,named,Be My Lady,using all of my very own Lyrics,and the Reggae Song named,Be My Lady,was originally,sang,by a Reggae Singer,named,Beenie Man,and His Reggae Song named,Be My Lady,is a song that came,from,off of,His Reggae CD Album,named,Maestro,so dear Sexy Mrs.Paris Hilton,here is my Reggae Song,that I have written,for you,to the instrumental of the Reggae Song named,Be My Lady,using all of my own Lyrics,bye bye,Love.

    The Song Title is called:Fashion & Styles

    This is my introduction,for Her before my chorus:

    Fashion & Styles,suits Me,Honey,it Suits,you too,Girl,plus it’s Sunny,Nice,Weather,over Here,Girl,I’m Funny,Funny Funny,Yo.

    My chorus for Her:

    How You,Bin?Girl,Hope,you’re Happy,Happy New Year,Babe,Girl,Get Busy,Girl,I’m never,Grumpy,Babe,never Groggy,Girl,I’m always,Happy,Babe,never Crappy,Toast To Celebrities,Girl,I’m Witty,Sometiimes Silly,Babe,Get Jiggy,Model For Me,Sexy Babe,Get Busy,Get Jiggy,with me,Babe,Stay Happy.

  • This is,a rap song,for Mrs.Paris Hilton and the name of it is called,Be Fine Always,but before I continue,allow me to re-introduce myself,my name is Ike Nash,plus I am a very very gorgeous looking plus adorable looking kid/guy,and in my very very previous comment that I had written to you,Mrs.Paris Hilton,above this one,I had mentioned,that if you happened to be in the city named Toronto,in the country named,Canada at the ending of this month which is the month of January 2013,I said that if you Mrs.Paris Hilton was over here in Toronto that you should visit a very very nice restaurant named,The Only Cafe,which is located in a very very nice village,named,Donlands On Danforth Ave East,and I forgot to mention the date and time of this month that you should visit The very nice restaurant named,The Only Cafe,and the date and time that you Mrs.Paris Hilton,should visit,this very nice restaurant,named,The Only Cafe,is at,6:30 PM on the 31 st,of January 2013,and if you happen to come in there,I shall buy you supper along with some fruit juice,plus for now,here is my rap song that I have written for,ya,and the name of it again is called,Be Fine Always,and I wrote my rap song to the instrumental of a song named,I Really Mean It,using all of my very own Lyrics,and the rap song named,I Really Mean It,was originally sang by a singer named,Cam’Ron,
    so this is my rap song that I have written for Mrs.Hilton,to the instrumental,of the rap song,named,I Really Mean It,using all of my very own Lyrics,Merry New Year,to ya Mam,Be Fine,see ya.

    This is the name of my rap song for Mrs.Paris Hilton:

    Verse 1 for Mrs.Paris Hilton:

    Be,Merry,always,Pretty Babe,that’s,what,I’ll Say,Have Cherries,everyday,they’re Great,for your Health,Babe,Have Berries,all year,enjoy yourself,Babe,Swing,by,The Cafe,Babe,it’s a,really,cool,Spot,Babe,Have,you,ever,played Pool?Babe,it’s,a Really,Nice Sport,Babe,Never Ever,Go to Court,Babe,it’s nothing,but Garbage,Babe,Stay wealthy,Always,and enjoy Luxuries,Babe,Please Be Fine,Always,Wine And Dine,When you Like,Babe,You,should,Be Mines,Sexy Babe,You,should,Be,Over Here,Babe,You,should,come,by Some-Day,come by,Wednesday,Babe,you should,have supper,with me,Babe,I’ll, seat you,Properly,Babe,When,the sun,Smiles,Down,Babe,it Smiles,for us,Babe.

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