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16Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Stupid Jumpsuit

A photo of Kristen Stewart

A lot of you guys didn’t appreciate the sheerness of the dress that Kristen Stewart wore to the Breaking Dawn premiere in Hollywood. Some of you were like me and thought that see-through formal wear is just never a good plan, but a lot of you thought that with the Grand Cheating Scandal of 2012, she should have been more conservative, or, you know, at least not wear a dress where we had to check and make sure that we couldn’t see her actual vagina.

So, uh, what do you guys think about what she wore to the London premiere?

Here’s the side view:

A photo of Kristen Stewart

And the back:

A photo of Kristen Stewart

I actually thought the dress she wore before was gorgeous, except for the lack of lining in the skirt, but this? This is the hottest mess. If you took the temperature of this mess, it would be a billion degrees. Celsius. That’s how hot this mess is. I hate that she’s wearing a formal jumpsuit, I hate that awful material, and, of course, I hate the sheerness. It looks like she ripped an outfit off a Golden Girl and forgot the lining. It’s f-cking terrible.

But what do you guys think?

November 15, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Kristen Stewart

16 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Stupid Jumpsuit”

  1. Jacq says:

    This mess looks like it would be pretty difficult to get out of in a Mini Cooper. But the benefit for Rupert is that she obviously skipped the undergarments.
    What happened to Balenciga? Isn’t she their “face?” I wonder if they’re cold-shouldering her after she walked out on that super awkward interview.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I think Will Ferrell is her stylist.

  3. Pique says:

    I wish I could wear shizz like that. Girl looks good!

  4. mireee says:

    this is fucking awful.

  5. Tor says:

    I think it’s nice. Sure, it’s not for everyone. It’d have to be a special occassion for me to want to wear it, and I’d have to be damn toned. But KS can for sure pull it off. I loooooved the sheer dress she wore. She’s young, she should wear this stuff while she can.

  6. AlyLaff1002 says:

    She looks like she belongs in a mariachi band that operates out of a strip club…

  7. archphoenix says:

    Why does she insist on wearing her hair in that stupid 1980s combover every single time?

  8. momster says:

    Wow – 1980′s redux for sure. And not in a good way.

  9. lana says:

    Awful. Just awful.

  10. Angry Pirate says:

    Holy Crap!

    Solid Gold After Dark Special for sure!

    (Solid Gold was an ’80′s dance show.)

    Her outfit and hair match perfectly!

    Disco! Disco! Disco!

  11. Ego says:

    I don’t mind this outfit at all. I think she looks damn good in it.

  12. ltc says:

    I love the top back but that is it. Once it hits passed the waist = UGH.
    “I hate that she’s wearing a formal jumpsuit” made me laugh pretty hard.

  13. CranAppleSnapple says:

    Cher was keeping that in her hope chest, but Chaz insisted he would never want it so she finally put it on ebay. Sigh.

  14. dodo says:

    I like the front. Back and sides, not so much.

  15. crab says:

    The back looks like a baboon’s ass only in black!

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