And if you watched the video, Lady Gaga raps. Good Lord. Why didn’t anyone warn me about this? See, I watched the Terry Richardson-done video teaser thinking that it was just going to be your typical Gaga, bumping and grinding and singing about how she was born this way or whatever, with a side of lady-on-lady spanking going on, but I did not—I did not—expect to hear Lady Gaga rapping about thirty million fans and how she’s rich and how she’s got money. No, the braless flailing wasn’t even the most disturbing part of the clip. It was LG’s monotone rapping that really did me in, guys, and that being said? Oh my God I cannot WAIT to see the entire video for this ‘Cake’ song.
Here’s the full song if you haven’t already heard it: