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Quotables: Kristen Stewart’s Ready for Kids, Kind Of

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Dude, no. I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait.

Kristen Stewart‘s response when asked if she’s ready to have children of her own at a ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’ press junket. And I don’t even know what to say about this. Is this about new dogs? Or is this really about children? Does Kristen really want us to think that getting a second dog (child) is going to be a good thing? She breaking us in gently? Is this even grammatically correct? So many questions.

In any case, whatever. I’m not going to say that Kristen’s going to be some great-ass mom because she’s a mom in ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’ who does some noble, child-protecting things, because guys, it’s just a movie, and also, that’s called “delusion.” But hey. If she wants to go ahead and have, like, a million babies with Robert Pattinson, I’m OK with that, too, because I think, together, they can conquer the world, one schleppy director at a time.

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  • I totally get her. I can’t wait to be a mum; I’m really looking forward to have my own little gobshites who will give me grief and hugs and chickenpox and who will make me the happiest — I can’t wait! But at the same time, I can wait, because having one right now would be less than ideal.

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