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Love It or Leave It: Courtney and Doug’s Halloween Attire

A photo of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

This is awful. This is just terrible. Can you tell what Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison dressed up as for a Halloween party? Can you?

Courtney is a “sexy unicorn.” Doug is “King of the Unicorns.” And I am swimming in a sea of disgust and shattered dreams, because this is nothing but pure awfulness.

I just can’t even take this. A sexy unicorn, really? That would be like a “sexy Jesus” costume or a “sexy Mother Teresa” costume or a “sexy Robert Pattinson” costume. Some things in this world are just too pure and good, too deserving of respect and decorum, to be considered sexy, and to make them so is just so grossly misguided. The unicorn is one of those things. And Courtney will have to answer for what she’s done when the unicorns make themselves known. She will.

Also, if Doug Hutchison is King of the Unicorns, then I’m … I don’t know. Then I’m completely over everything, because this whole thing is a bag of lies and trouble, and I won’t have a part in it any longer.

Well, one more thing. Here’s a shot from the back:

A photo of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

Look at her hat, are those multiple horns?! And is she really wearing that tired old black bra with the clear straps under her corset? OVER IT.

What are you thoughts?

Images courtesy of Radar Online

7 CommentsLeave a comment

    • I was thinking the same. I think this is the most clothed she’s been. And it looks like he’s had facial fillers. I don’t remember his face being so puffy & shiny. He’s got JWOW face.

  • It’s not just multiple horns, it’s also multiple bras. I laugh so hard when people talk about how she has silicone boobs, when it is so freaking obvious that she layers padded push-up bras. Fake boobs nonetheless :D

  • Her costume is weird and her husband is creepy and she’s probably blitzed off her ass, but I will say this: It is so nice that in the majority of these pictures she’s actually smiling. Granted, it looks fake as everything else about her, but she’s not doing her pornstar faces until the very end.

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