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Taylor Swift Is Still Buying That House

You know, that mansion right next to the Kennedy compound? She was buying it to be closer to her dear love, Conor Kennedy, and it turns out that even with all these horrible rumors about a breakup (that I cannot and will not ever except), Tay Tay is going to just go ahead and buy that house.

From TMZ:

Taylor Swift hasn’t pulled the plug on her deal to buy a mansion next to the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts … yet … despite rumors she split from her Kennedy family boyfriend — TMZ has learned.

A source connected with the real estate transaction tells us, the deal for the $4.5 million Hyannis Port home is still going full steam ahead … and is currently scheduled to close in two weeks.

As we reported, Taylor plunked down the cash for the home — located across the street from Ethel Kennedy — in order to be closer to her 18-year-old boyfriend Conor Kennedy.

Reports are now circulating the couple has called it quits — but so far, that hasn’t changed Taylor’s real estate plans.

Ok, so here’s the thing: even if those terrible, awful rumors are true and Taylor has broken up with her Kennedy, this house is going to fix everything. Because the story is that the breakup was an amicable thing because “it was just a distance thing.” Taylor is busy promoting her new album all over the place, Conor is busy with homecoming or midterms or whatever, and things are just hard right now. Their love remains pure and untouched, and neither of them will ever long for the embrace of another, but the passion has cooled, just for now, lest they burn this world to ashes. But mark my words, come Christmas, Taylor will be kissing only one Kennedy under her mistletoe (Ethel doesn’t count).

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  • This is kind of irrelevant but… do her feet normally look like that when she’s standing? Looks uncomfortable.

  • Taylor is in love with the prospect of being one of the Kennedys. She just used that kennedy boy to have an inside access with them. It doesnt matter who kennedy it is, its obviously her goal to be one of them. So even if they broke up she will definitely not write any bad songs that will put a wedge on her budding relationship with that family. She will do anything and everything to be part of that clan. The house is part of her plan obviously. She’s creepy really. Sick girl.

  • Why the fuck is she standing like that?? Is she so damn skinny that her hipbone just came loose and her legs just twist around 180 degrees?? And damn girl eat a sanwhich!!