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3Wait. Taylor Swift’s Single Now?

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From Us Magazine:

After an intense couple months of dating, Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy have broken up, a close friend of the singer-songwriter confirms exclusively to Us Weekly.

“They quietly parted ways a while ago,” the friend explains of the “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” crooner, 22, and the high school senior, 18. “It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They’re fine.”

First spotted with the six-time Grammy winner at the Kennedy family compound in Hyannisport, MA in July, Conor is the son of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the late Mary Kennedy. But despite Swift’s speedy summertime bond with her new man and his brood, the romance had to take a backseat to Swift’s work duties. (Her new album, Red, was just released this week with record-breaking sales and widespread critical acclaim.)

“It’s been over a month since they’ve even seen each other,” the friend explains. “With her promotion for Red, she has no time off until the end of the year.”

Oh my God, so most of Taylor‘s next album is going to be all about summer romances and ill-fated loves between two prolific families (oh, wait; my bad), and moving on and starting afresh oh and maybe what it’s like to be eyeballed for statutory rape? That should be a change from the norm, you know? I’m really, really looking forward to this next one, because I think it’s going to be the most important thing of all. No, really: the Most Important Thing of All.

Any bets on who the very next victim is going to be? I can’t even wait.

October 25, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Taylor Swift

3 Responses to “Wait. Taylor Swift’s Single Now?”

  1. Simon Jadis says:

    She reminds me of Doug the dog from UP. And every man is a squirrel.

  2. cmc says:

    Awww come on, Taylor. TOM CRUISE. He will marry you! He’ll marry you right now!!!

  3. nicole peach says:

    That boy sure is cute.

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