And why not? When you’re the alleged lover of Scarlett Johansson, you have to be, since she’s apparently the second coming of Sean Penn or whatever when it comes to being a political and social activist.
Here’s what Jared’s been saying on his Twitter account lately, and it’s mostly all politics-related:
“Please vote Obama so Romney doesn’t make us all go to Sunday school.”
“Dear Mitt. Running a country isn’t the same as running a business.”
“Anyone else starting to think Romney may be the antichrist?”
To note your concerns, Jared, I’ll address each of your Tweets one by one.
1—Now come on. That’s just silly. *I’m* voting for Obama for a variety of reasons, but I also affiliate myself with a religious group. Just because I, as a “religious” person, think that Mitt Romney’s full of crap, as is his demented take on religion and its place in government, doesn’t mean that there’s anything wrong with Sunday School, OK, boy?
2—What the hell are you talking about? For the past three decades, this country has been run as if it were a business. It’s gotten us this far, hasn’t it*?
3—Yes. Yes, it’s a definite possibility. Let’s shave his head and look for the 666. Oh. Wait. According to some radical, Republican conservatives, Obama’s got that one on lockdown. All that’s missing is the horns, which I hear he has to have filed down every three weeks or so.
Ah, won’t it be nice when all of this election business is over with? SOON.
*Please note the sarcasm there. It doesn’t always translate very well.