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3Quotables: Scarlett Johansson Talks Jared Leto

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Scarlett is still dating Nate [Naylor]. This is very innocent. Scarlett and Jared have remained friends, nothing more, nothing less. Let’s concentrate on the DNC and her speech, which is exponentially more important.”

So I wonder how that explanation went to boyfriend, then. I’m thinking something along the lines of this: “Well, see, Nate, Jared and I have this history together, and while we’re *just friends*, the Democratic National Convention just heats me right up. I got the shakes, and started convulsing and having seizures, and next thing I knew, Jared’s penis was in my mouth so I didn’t swallow my tongue. Perfectly innocent. And what a gentleman, too, right?”

Or, you know, something.

September 10, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah

3 Responses to “Quotables: Scarlett Johansson Talks Jared Leto”

  1. Penny Ruxpin says:

    So my high school boyfriend was telling the truth about his hypoglycemic blow job tremors? I feel so foolish!

  2. evilbeetdouche says:

    An aquarium with no fish and the dumbass staring at it.

  3. Jared Let Go says:

    This guy is so overhyped. It’s just ridiculous. He’s the douche of hipsters. It’s funny how chicks dig is lame ass bad. Talentless m***** F*****. THeir music is SO over produced. It’s as if a studio recorded in a studio and added studio effects.

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