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Charlize Theron Iced Sean Penn Out Without Warning

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We know that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have called off their engagement, but up until now we had no idea what actually went down. Did Sean’s violent streak rear its ugly head? Did Charlize finally take off the rose-coloured glasses she’s been wearing for the past 18 months? Who can say? What we do know is that Charlize is the one who ended it, and apparently it happened without warning. That’s right, she totally cut him off out of nowhere. LOVE IT.

“Charlize wasn’t responding to his calls and texts,” the source tells US Weekly. “She just cut it off.”

It’s all pretty strange, though, because they were recently in Cannes together and showed “no signs of tension or a breakup”, so clearly SOMETHING happened that made Charlize think, “Hold up… this is a bad idea.” What that was, we may never know (and frankly, it’s not really any of our business, but this IS a celebrity gossip blog).

One thing’s clear, though: Charlize is smart as shit, and getting rid of Sean Penn is her wisest decision yet.

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Sean Penn & Charlize Theron Call Off Engagement

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It was only 7 months ago that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn got engaged after they’d been dating for about a year. Unfortunately, I’m not here to tell you that they’ve finally set a date and are about to exchange vows. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. It turns out, the engagement is over, as is their relationship. That’s right: Peron (that’s totally my fake name for them that I just made up right this second) are DUNZO. Praise the lord!

One insider tells US Weekly that the high-profile pair, who got together in December 2013, decided that their romance was over following their most recent jaunt to the Cannes Film Festival in the south of France. The source tells Us that Theron, 39, was the one to break things off with the fellow Oscar winner.

Okay, so Theron’s the one who ended things. Do we want to take bets on why? My guess is that his abusive streak reared its head. This is the man who beat Madonna for 9 hours straight, don’t forget (among other unsavoury experiences, I’m sure). Thankfully Charlize has sense and got the hell out before that shit became legal.

Newsflash, women of the world: Never go anywhere near Sean Penn.

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Sean Penn is a total dickhead, in case you forgot


In case you missed it, Sean Penn made a pretty tasteless joke while presenting at this year’s Oscars when he pondered aloud, “Who gave this son of a bitch a green card?” while handing over a trophy to Alejandro Iñárritu. I mean… haha? It was extremely inappropriate and also extremely NOT hilarious, and people have been very vocal about letting Sean know this. So he’s ready to apologise, right? 

Uh, wrong. In fact, he’s not sorry at all and wants to send a big “Fuck you!” to anyone who doesn’t like it.

“I’m always surprised by flagrant stupidity. I keep having more hope,” said Penn of the widespread outrage that followed the moment.

“The fact is that I understand it. I see it all the time. When somebody sees the opportunity to frame something in the comfort that it will be common_that they can do that and they can get a group to look at them and that they will take on those positions and never really think about what it was,” he added.

“I have absolutely no apologies,” Penn said with calm resolve.

“In fact, I have a big (expletive) you for every…anybody who is so stupid not to have gotten the irony when you’ve got a country that is so xenophobic,” he said. “If they had their way, you wouldn’t have great filmmakers like Alejandro working in this country. Thank god we do.”

Yes, Sean, I’m so sure you were attempting to be ironic and deep and teach the xenophobic people of America a lesson. Right.

I mean, look, who knows – maybe he WAS trying to make an ill-conceived jokey point, but considering what a massive asshole Sean Penn is, I find that incredibly difficult to believe. Sorry, bro.


Sean Penn is surprised to be in love again

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are apparently getting married soon and things seem to be going well with them – perhaps somewhat surprising given the recent revelations (they were revelations to me) of what a piece of shit he was to previous partners. I mean, tying Madonna to a chair and beating her for hours? And God knows what went on with Robin Wright, but it’s safe to say they’re not really on good terms…

In any case, Sean expressed his thoughts on love and marriage in a new interview with Esquire UK:

Yeah, I’m surprised to be in love. Lot of reasons. I’m self-proclaimed bad at mathematics but I can do two plus two: 53 years old plus finally beginning to figure out why you haven’t been happy in a single relationship? It could seem too late. But to run into somebody now who you care about is a much more passionate, deeper, truer and – God! – a much happier feeling. It’s a lot more romantic and a lot more fulfilling to be in a relationship and to think you’re a good person within it.

Yes, I’d get married again. You say I’ve been married twice before but I’ve been married under circumstances where I was less informed than I am today, so I wouldn’t even consider it a third marriage, I’d consider it a first marriage on its own terms if I got married again. I mean, I like the tradition. A friend of mine wrote a line, “Without tradition, new things die.” And I don’t want new things to die.

Well, isn’t he a perfect gentleman? Insert eyeroll here. Who knows, maybe he’s a changed man and it’s a match made in heaven with Charlize, and fair enough. He’s just always come off as a bit of an asshole – but hey, some women like that sorta thing, so best of luck to ‘em.

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are engaged (for real this time?)

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron have been together for a long while now, in Hollywood time. The engagement rumours have been flying since all the way back in July, but wedding there came none, so everyone pretty much figured that was one of those BS press things and let it go. Well, it seems like now they’re engaged FOR REAL.

Here’s what little we know:

Paris is known as one of the most romantic cities in the world. And it sure seems Sean Penn felt its influence.

The actor reportedly asked Charlize Theron to ‘take their relationship to the next level,’ when he proposed on a trip there in late November, a source revealed to UsWeekly on Monday.

They only started dating in December of 2013 so I’m sure this will be another disaster, but what the hell, it’s the holidays! Congrats on a relationship that will totally stand the test of time, unlike all those other celebrity marriages! These two just might work.

What do you guys think?

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Are Charlize Theron and Sean Penn engaged?

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been dating for a long while now, and rumours have been rampant that past few weeks that they plan to get married and adopt a baby in South Africa in the coming months. Mostly that sounds like another load of shite, but more and more reports have been surfacing which may lend a bit of credibility to the engagement thing…

From the NY Daily News:

The 38-year-old actress was seen rocking some brand new bling on that finger while strolling through Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday.

The glimpse of Theron’s glitzy hardware comes just days after reports emerged that the hot Hollywood couple were planning to wed.

LOL, frankly if I was famous and constantly being talked about in the press, I’d wear a ring on that finger just to mess with people. That being said, these two will probably get married, and who really cares? Why is it such a big deal and worth stalking someone to find out about? When they want to reveal it, they will. I don’t think it’s going to revolutionize anyone’s world to know that two people you’ve never met are going to get married.

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Charlize Theron really wants to marry Sean Penn, apparently

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been hot and heavy for a while now – what, like a year or more? – and that means there’s one thing we all MUST know: Will they tie the knot? Sure, Charlize is pretty stoked on remaining officially single (read: unmarried), but according to some people, she can’t wait to walk down the aisle with Sean ASAP.

From US Weekly:

A proposal may be in the works! Charlize Theron and boyfriend Sean Penn are ready to wed, a source reveals to Us Weekly. The couple, who’ve been dating for eight months, are already talking about children, too.

“They absolutely want to get married,” a Penn confidant tells Us. Another adds: “They want to grow their family.”

Well, that’s… interesting. I’m going to call complete bullshit on this, especially considering how recently Charlize pointed out how happy she is WITHOUT being married. That doesn’t mean her relationship with Sean isn’t strong, it just means she doesn’t feel the need to have a piece of paper to say it.

Then again, who knows – maybe she’ll change her mind and they will get married. Life is weird that way.

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