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Sean Penn is surprised to be in love again

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are apparently getting married soon and things seem to be going well with them – perhaps somewhat surprising given the recent revelations (they were revelations to me) of what a piece of shit he was to previous partners. I mean, tying Madonna to a chair and beating her for hours? And God knows what went on with Robin Wright, but it’s safe to say they’re not really on good terms…

In any case, Sean expressed his thoughts on love and marriage in a new interview with Esquire UK:

Yeah, I’m surprised to be in love. Lot of reasons. I’m self-proclaimed bad at mathematics but I can do two plus two: 53 years old plus finally beginning to figure out why you haven’t been happy in a single relationship? It could seem too late. But to run into somebody now who you care about is a much more passionate, deeper, truer and – God! – a much happier feeling. It’s a lot more romantic and a lot more fulfilling to be in a relationship and to think you’re a good person within it.

Yes, I’d get married again. You say I’ve been married twice before but I’ve been married under circumstances where I was less informed than I am today, so I wouldn’t even consider it a third marriage, I’d consider it a first marriage on its own terms if I got married again. I mean, I like the tradition. A friend of mine wrote a line, “Without tradition, new things die.” And I don’t want new things to die.

Well, isn’t he a perfect gentleman? Insert eyeroll here. Who knows, maybe he’s a changed man and it’s a match made in heaven with Charlize, and fair enough. He’s just always come off as a bit of an asshole – but hey, some women like that sorta thing, so best of luck to ‘em.

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are engaged (for real this time?)

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron have been together for a long while now, in Hollywood time. The engagement rumours have been flying since all the way back in July, but wedding there came none, so everyone pretty much figured that was one of those BS press things and let it go. Well, it seems like now they’re engaged FOR REAL.

Here’s what little we know:

Paris is known as one of the most romantic cities in the world. And it sure seems Sean Penn felt its influence.

The actor reportedly asked Charlize Theron to ‘take their relationship to the next level,’ when he proposed on a trip there in late November, a source revealed to UsWeekly on Monday.

They only started dating in December of 2013 so I’m sure this will be another disaster, but what the hell, it’s the holidays! Congrats on a relationship that will totally stand the test of time, unlike all those other celebrity marriages! These two just might work.

What do you guys think?

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Are Charlize Theron and Sean Penn engaged?

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been dating for a long while now, and rumours have been rampant that past few weeks that they plan to get married and adopt a baby in South Africa in the coming months. Mostly that sounds like another load of shite, but more and more reports have been surfacing which may lend a bit of credibility to the engagement thing…

From the NY Daily News:

The 38-year-old actress was seen rocking some brand new bling on that finger while strolling through Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday.

The glimpse of Theron’s glitzy hardware comes just days after reports emerged that the hot Hollywood couple were planning to wed.

LOL, frankly if I was famous and constantly being talked about in the press, I’d wear a ring on that finger just to mess with people. That being said, these two will probably get married, and who really cares? Why is it such a big deal and worth stalking someone to find out about? When they want to reveal it, they will. I don’t think it’s going to revolutionize anyone’s world to know that two people you’ve never met are going to get married.

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Charlize Theron really wants to marry Sean Penn, apparently

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been hot and heavy for a while now – what, like a year or more? – and that means there’s one thing we all MUST know: Will they tie the knot? Sure, Charlize is pretty stoked on remaining officially single (read: unmarried), but according to some people, she can’t wait to walk down the aisle with Sean ASAP.

From US Weekly:

A proposal may be in the works! Charlize Theron and boyfriend Sean Penn are ready to wed, a source reveals to Us Weekly. The couple, who’ve been dating for eight months, are already talking about children, too.

“They absolutely want to get married,” a Penn confidant tells Us. Another adds: “They want to grow their family.”

Well, that’s… interesting. I’m going to call complete bullshit on this, especially considering how recently Charlize pointed out how happy she is WITHOUT being married. That doesn’t mean her relationship with Sean isn’t strong, it just means she doesn’t feel the need to have a piece of paper to say it.

Then again, who knows – maybe she’ll change her mind and they will get married. Life is weird that way.

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Sean Penn And Charlize Theron Were “All Over Each Other” At A Fundraiser

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are a thing, apparently, because they were seen “all over each other” at one of Penn’s fundraising events (above). Hmmm, how interesting that ex-wife Robin Wright’s engagement was just made official and now Penn is getting all feely with Ms. Charlize Theron. Totally unrelated, I’m sure. According to People,

“[He] had his hands all over Charlize,” an eyewitness tells PEOPLE. “During the event they were all over each other – it was on!”

Although Penn, 53, and Theron, 38, arrived separately, they were spotted holding hands as they walked away at the end of the evening together.

Oh, Sean, that’s like the oldest trick in the book — to throw yourself at someone else when you hear your ex has moved way the f-ck on. And so obvious. This is a man who hates to be photographed doing anything. Charlize, my Goddess, what are you doing with him? He’s awful.

And yikes, dude has NOT aged well either. Girl, you’re better off with Seth MacFarlane…but only barely.

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Sean Penn’s Son Went Full Mel Gibson — You Never Go Full Gibson

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Sean Penn‘s 19-year-old son, Hopper, flipped out at a paparazzo (HMMM, I WONDER WHERE HE LEARNED THAT BEHAVIOR) yesterday while accompanying his dad to a doctor’s appointment. Mr. Penn’s son shoved the photographer and then shouted, “F-ck this fool, you’re a f-cking f–got!” and “Shut up, you f-cking n–ger!” This did not please the black photographer. Older Penn was already well into the building when this happened.

TMZ (amazingly, this DIDN’T happen to one of their own photographers), has the rest of the story.

Cops happened to be nearby at the time and heard the commotion. Law enforcement sources tell us, officers asked what happened … but the photog said it was just a verbal argument, and he didn’t want to press charges.

Hopper tells TMZ his side of the story is … “I was accosted by paparazzi and made to feel like an animal – threatened and under attack, but that does not condone my own actions.”

He adds, “I deeply regret my choice of words.”

Then don’t say those words, ever. That way, you never have to regret saying them! What a concept!

When we last heard from Sean Penn, he had just broken up with Scarlett Johansson and was moaning about how lonely he is. He’s managed not to attack anyone and has been doing a lot of hardcore charity work for Haiti. Time to sit down and talk with your son, “dude.”

The video can be seen only on TMZ‘s site here. (At least for now.)

Quotables: Poor, Poor Sean Penn

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There is no shame in saying that we all want to be loved by someone. As I look back over my life in romance, I don’t feel I’ve ever had that.

Sean Penn on living his life completely devoid of the one thing that he’s always wanted—love. And guys, call me crazy, but I totally see this. Hear me out. You know, I get that probably no one’s ever loved Sean Penn wholly, and I get that it’s probably because he’s just too big-hearted himself, and too giving, and I feel so sorry for him.

I’m sure his never feelings about how he never “ever had that” has absolutely nothing to do with hitting ex-wives over the dome with baseball bats, or perceiving young starlets’ obsessive love as the real thing (?), because love is love and no amount of busted teeth or baseball bats could really dull the knife that cuts the deepest.